Leading-the-Blind Items

- When Dice has to suit up for a TV appearance on Sunday's episode of Dice Undisputed, will his jacket of choice be made of leather or...uh, leather?

- When the celebs on The Surreal Life are put under surveillance at a resort on Sunday's episode, will there be tension, or will they go au natural?

- What could be in store when New York invites her men to play a little golf with her on Monday's I Love New York? Exposed birdies? Fore-play?

Catch previews of Dice Undisputed, The Surreal Life, I Love New York and more at VSPOT.
 

Dice Undisputed's Dicey Moments of the Week - Episodes 1 & 2

You can't have a comeback without faltering first, and you wouldn't have Dice Undisputed without both of them. The Celebreality series in which comedian Andrew "Dice" Clay juggles getting his career on track and keeping his family in line has its share of dicey moments -- some of them painfully funny, others funnily painful. Our weekly rundown of each episode's highlights begins after the jump.

I Love New York Recap - Episode 7 - ...Not That There's Anything Wrong With Him!

12 Pack isn't gay.

...but his pillow is!

The Surreal Life Fame Games Recap - Episode 7 - Hanging up on Chyna

If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and deposit 15 minutes...

Links to reality

- Don't worry if you missed out on the White Rapper finale party in Brooklyn. Some bloggers did the work for you. [Thighs Wide Shut and Idolator]

- If you still can't get enough of White Rapper, check out this VSPOT clip of Serch and the Ego Trip guys debating the man of mystery that is John Brown.

- Anyone hear any good radio this week? [Crunk + Disorderly]

- Plans for a Ron Jeremy Madame Tussaud's statue are put on ice. There just wasn't enough wax. [The Post Chronicle]

- There's a goal behind Dice Undisputed, says its star, Andrew Dice Clay: "My professional aim is to come out of retirement. Although I never really retired." Complex! [New York Post]

Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show Recap - Episode 8 - $ham's the Man

It's down to the King of the 'Burbs and White Rapper's ambassador from the South:

Who will reign supreme? The anticipation must be killing you...the show aired days ago!