Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 3, Episode 12 - Animal house

Despite what it looks like, no animals were harmed in the making of this TV show.

Humans, however, are an entirely different matter...

The Celebreality Interview - $hamrock

All hail $hamrock, the reigning white rapper...

The Celebreality Interview - Mr. Boston

After the jump Mr. Boston discusses the two compound verbs that made him a reality TV sensation: lap dancing and nose picking.

Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show Recap - Episode 7 - Jus stop

In this episode, Jus Rhyme goes postal after being eliminated...

Jus kidding!

The Celebreality Interview - Jus Rhyme

It's gettin', it's gettin', it's gettin' kinda...socially conscious, actually. After the jump, Jus Rhyme talks white guilt, his anti-racist history and how reality TV taught him how to laugh at himself.

I Love New York Recap - Episode 6 - Boxing Boston

Precious memories...

The Celebreality Interview - Chyna

Do you know that rubber chickens are hard to come by? Chyna does!

Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 3, Episode 11 - Hulkamania mania

If you haven't gotten used to seeing this image by now, you're in luck: it's not going anywhere for at least 20 years.

The Surreal Life Fame Games Recap - Episode 6 - There's some stars in this house

Some of these girls are not like the others...

Do you know a hoe from a hole in the wall? Play along!

Links to reality

- Though I Love New York wrapped shooting last year, New York hasn't been allowed to see her winning man since in order to keep him a secret. How do they stay in touch? "Dirty pictures. That's how we're keeping the relationship spicy." [New York Post]

- Relive some of I Love New York's most colorful quotes over and over again via the I Love New York soundboard.

- Deelishis brings her otherworldy butt to the cover of Smooth Girl. [Concrete Loop]

- The rock version of Flavor of Love is on the way – Poison's Brett Michaels will search for love via his own reality show, Rock of Love, which kicks off in July. [The Hollywood Reporter]

- Serch talks Persia's White Rapper elimination in this VSPOT extra: "We didn't want to give up on her."

- Vanilla Ice heads up a contest and raps for TurboTax. After watching his video, you won't be able to forget Uncle Sam if you try. [TurboTax]

- Ron Jeremy says his participation on The Surreal Life has led to more work. Dreams do come true! [Reuters]

- See more of the best invention in Surreal Life history: the rubber-chicken shot. The aftermath is detailed in this VSPOT extra.