I Love New York Recap - Episode 4 - Men and their wood

There's no shortage of visual metaphors on I Love New York. No one's sprouted horns yet, but hey, we aren't even halfway through the season.

The Surreal Life Fame Games Recap - Episode 4 - Gitte gone

It's such a shame that Brigitte ejected herself from the competition. If only Jordan Knight were here, he could lead everyone in a round of the song that needs to be sung:

Please don’t go girl
You would ruin my whole world
Tell me you’ll stay
Never ever go away

Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 3, Episode 9 - Race matters

There's a hell of a lot of smoke and screeching from here on out.

Leading-the-blind items

- Will Sister Patterson's church performance on Monday's I Love New York have the guys singing her praises, or saying, "Holy fit!"?

- After the Hogans take a trip to the racetrack on Hogan Knows Best, will Nick drift into a life of race car driving?

- Which Surreal Life celeb thinks she's better than the B-list despite being, you know, on it?

Catch previews of I Love New York, Hogan Knows Best, The Surreal Life Fame Games and more at VSPOT.

Links to reality

- New York offers power to the people, or so this set of blown-out photos would suggest.

- Get on your WWNYD bracelets – find out how much you and New York have in common via an online quiz that's full of probing questions like: "While you and your man are out on a date, some ho tries to press up on him. You..."

- Or just get your revisionism on by playing the I Love New York Matrix, where you get to divide the heartthrobs from the slobs.

- Where's The Surreal Life Fame Games' Brigitte Nielsen headed next? Her deathbed...on UK TV! [Vegas Pop]

- Meanwhile, CC Deville is looking for a band who'll have him. This begs the question: as fame becomes less of a commodity, are press releases becoming the new want-ads? [PRWeb]

- White Rapper's $hamrock hits back on the criticism white rappers face: "White kids who are involved in hip-hop aren't trying to be posers. We're not just following a trend - it's the same thing as kids who want to be in rock 'n' roll." [redandblack.com]

- Meanwhile, according to Sullee, "Everybody thinks that there can only be one, the white rapper instead of those white rappers." Well, because of the show, now people think there can be at least 10 white rappers, right? [The Boston Globe]

- The Serch begins again – White Rapper's host is preparing to release M.any Y.oung L.ives A.go: The 1994 Sessions, an album of unreleased material, some from 3rd Bass, in March. [AllHipHop.com]

- It's kind of hard to believe it now, but there was a time when Terry and Linda Hogan weren't married. Watch a recounting of Terry's proposal on VSPOT.

- Tom's rock talks: hit VSPOT to catch a behind-the-scenes Q&A with Tom Sizemore's assistant, Luree, for insight into Tom's personality and Shooting Sizemore.

Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show Recap - Episode 3 - "G" is for "gone"

Let this be a lesson for all potential rappers...

Friends don't let friends sip and spit (unless said friends are Three 6 Mafia).

I Love New York Recap - Episode 3 - Money talks, Pootie walks

That poster is as much a comment on Pootie's emotional state as his financial situation. Either way: dire.

The Surreal Life Fame Games Recap - Episode 3 - Green screen with envy

Here's all you really need to know about this episode:

Sad but true.

Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 3, Episode 8 - You guys up for reggae tonight?

In this episode Brooke's jammin'. Jammin'! And she hopes you like jammin', too.

Can't you tell?

Leading-the-blind items

- New York needs a man who needs big earning potential to support her big living lifestyle. Will she find that among her suitors on Monday's I Love New York, or will she realize that a reality show and the Millionaire's Club aren't exactly the same thing (unless they are, and in that case: second season, look out!)?

- When Paul Wall makes a guest appearance on this week's Hogan Knows Best, will Linda be able to restrain herself? (And really, could you blame her if she couldn't?)

- When the celebs on this week's Surreal Life Fame Games are told to get physical, will some of the more, a-hem, amorously inclined contestants take things too far?

Catch previews of I Love New York, Hogan Knows Best, The Surreal Life Fame Games and more at VSPOT.