Scott Baio Is 45...and Single Brief-cap - Episode 3 - Picking and Choosy

This week on Rock of Love...

...hey, wait. This show isn't Rock of Love! WTF?

Rock of Love Recap - Episode 3 - Hootercross

If you ever wished for the bustiness of Hooters to come together with the thrills of motocross, have I got the show for you!

Actually, even if you never wished for that, have I got the show for you. See, Rock of Love has this knack for giving you what you never knew you needed. Take it from someone who knows.   

Leading-the-Blind Items

- When Bret invites the girls to motor cross on Sunday's Rock of Love, will the girls rev his engine or putter out?

- When Scott visits a matchmaker on Sunday's Scott Baio Is 45...and Single, will he catch himself a catch or end up belly-up?

- Terry orders up a bodyguard for Brooke on Sunday's Hogan Knows Best. What's next: a protective headlock?

For more sneak peaks and clips of Rock of Love, Scott Baio is 45...and Single, and more, hit VSPOT.

Ask Doc Ali

Scott Baio Is 45...and Single may be all about Scott Baio, but his life coach, Doc Ali, isn't. In addition to helping Scott sort out his love woes on TV, she's helping our readers sort out their problems online. If you need some advice on love, life and/or work, drop Doc Ali a line here. And check this spot every week to see if Doc has answered your questions.

After the jump, Doc Ali continues doling out the virtual guidance.

Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 1 - Hogan Knows...Pain?

It's the return of Hogan Knows Best! It should be a happy occasion...

...but why does everybody look so sad?

Scott Baio Is 45...and Single Brief-cap - Episode 2 - Sliced and Diced

This episode's big revelation?

If Scott turns things around right now and commits to Renee, he may still never get to put this fine needlepoint on his wall. If nothing else, that is a tragedy of interior design.

Rock of Love Recap - Episode 2 - The Guide To Giving Phone

In this episode, social lines are drawn…

…facial lines are mocked…

...and bikini lines are disregarded...

Oh, and also, the blood flow in Bret's, uh, member gets represented in, you guessed it, a line.

Finally, how's this for an invite: Come on in: the phone lines are open. For real!

Leading-the-Blind Items

- On Sunday's Rock of Love, when the girls pick up some instruments to give Bret a taste of his own Poison, will they make beautiful music together or hit a sour note?

- When Scott has the chance to fess up to a former flame about his cheating ways on Sunday's episode of Scott Baio is 45...and Single, will he step up like a man or lie like a rug?

And don't forget that the fourth season of Hogan Knows Best premieres Sunday with a drama-filled episode that suggests that all is not well in the Hogan household.

For more sneak peaks and clips of Rock of Love, Scott Baio is 45...and Single, and more, hit VSPOT.

Ask Doc Ali

Scott Baio Is 45...and Single may be all about Scott Baio, but his life coach, Doc Ali, isn't. In addition to helping Scott sort out his love woes on TV, she's helping our readers sort out their problems online. If you need some advice on love, life and/or work, drop Doc Ali a line here. And check this spot every week to see if Doc has answered your questions.

After the jump, Doc Ali doles out her first helping of virtual guidance.

Scott Baio Is 45...and Single Brief-cap - Episode 1

Not five minutes into its premiere episode, Scott Baio Is 45...And Single reveals itself as the antithesis of Rock of Love with a single image:

It's gonna be a not-so-bumpy ride. In fact, it's not gonna be a ride at all. But hang on, if you must. Just not to Scott.