Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 6 - When the Dust's Away...

In this episode, this happens:

In less exciting news, Dustin is nowhere to be found for most of our show. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing...

New York Gets Charming

This Sunday's episode of Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School starring Mo'Nique features the show's most special guest yet: New York! Watch an exclusive preview below: see what happens when New York is brought in to interview the girls. Think she can resist pushing their buttons? Think again -- this is New York we're talking about, a woman who brings her own meaning to the phrase "New York hospitality." Besides, what would Celebreality be without a little HBIC up in the place?

The Celebreality Interview - Schatar

There is no sweeter sound than that of Schatar "Hottie"/"Money Banks" Taylor answering her phone: "Good evening, this is Schatar." That's how our interview with the Charm School cast-off kicked off and for the next 30 minutes, the most eccentric character in the Flavor of Love universe (and that's saying a lot!) gamely answered all of our questions with her near-eerie perfect diction and even eerier politeness.

In what is, in our opinion, our wackiest and most fun Celebreality Interview yet, Schatar talks us about being treated roughly by the other girls, her weave that's guaranteed to last up to five years, her bout with childhood blindness, her dog that's part cat, how she's the "new image of the perfect woman" and much, much more. Get out your bicycle bells and join us after the jump...

The Celebreality Interview - Darra

Schatar's pissed! Darra's pissed! Everybody's pissed!

After being booted from Charm School this week on a technicality (because she was the partner of accused thief Schatar), Darra speaks out. During out exclusive interview with her, the feisty Flavor of Love 2 talks Schatar, her bust-up with Saaphyri and how she can allow criticism on her size roll off her back.

Charm School Extra Credit: Truth or Dare Edition

It's time for your weekly dose of material guaranteed to make you say, "Damn. Why ain't they show that on TV?" It's actually kind of amazing that the two Charm School extras below didn't make it to air because they're freaking golden. In the first, the girls sit around playing a good old game of truth or dare. During the course, we find out how many times a day Becky masturbates (it's more often than you'd think!) and we get to see Schatar do her version of a stripper dance. Alluring. The real fun happens when Darra's dared to kiss a member of the camera crew, which sends the dudes scrambling. Watch and see if an overly eager Darra ends up getting her man. In the second clip, we see Shay freak out at Brooke and Leilene for choosing Schatar and Darra to share in the Forever 21 shopping spree, instead of Saaphyri, who could have really used the extra clothes after donating all of hers. "I'm not drama, bitch, but I will bring it if you want me to," Shay tells the camera. Maybe the massive drama was too much for this week's tear-filled episode?

Most notable about this clip is that Larissa is there for the entire duration of Shay's throwdown and says not a word. Larissa, capable of tact? Whoever would have thought?!

Celebrity Fit Club Bonus!

Watch uncensored highlights from this week's episode below. Admit it: you can get enough of the swear words.

Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 5 - Tooling around

In this episode, Dustin's manhood makes Kimberley cry.

...but it's not why you think. Probably.

Charm School Recap - Episode 6 - A Moving Schatar-get

If this episode doesn't make you cry at least once...

...you have no heart.

Ahem.

Schatar Responds to Charm School Expulsion

Yesterday, after the premiere of this week's episode of Charm School, we received an email from Schatar with the subject, "I'm Pissed as all %$##@!!!" Inside, was a letter and the request that it be posted on this blog. And really, who are we to deny her? The full text follows:

Let's keep it real.  The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment.

My character was defamed. This was obvious and clear bias.  I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross!

Hugs don't get it. We are out here in the real world.

I demand a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the girls and the judges, televised on VH1 and I demand my own Shopping Couture with Schatar from the VH1 network immediately.

At a minimum, Mo'Nique should have said, "Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD."

My millions of fans would appreciate a publicized apology from the judges and the girls on the reunion show.

Also, VH1 can develop and air a show starring me called Shopping Couture with Schatar.  I would look forward to collaborating with a reputable production company contracted with VH1 to develop and bring this show starring me to air within the next 6 months.

Schatar Taylor
www.myspace.com/MONEYBANKSMUSIC

And there's more where that came from -- check back soon for our exclusive interview with Schatar, in which she serves up the eccentricity like only she can.

Leading-the-Blind Items

- When the Charm School girls have to clean out their closets for charity on Sunday's episode, will they lighten their loads or dig up some skeletons?

- The only question you should be thinking about regarding this week's Celebrity Fit Club is: is Dustin going to have his ass handed to him already, or what? That'd definitely shave a few pounds off, at least.

- When Toby's demoted on Springer Hustle, will he take the show down with him? Find out when Hustle debuts on its new night, Tuesday at 11/10c.

Catch previews of Charm School, Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women, Springer Hustle and more at VSPOT.

The Celebreality Interview - Courtney

While booting Courtney on Sunday's episode of Charm School, Mo'Nique told the budding comedian, "Let the ladies who really need it, get it." Truer words have rarely been spoken on the show. Courtney is poised, witty and down-to-earth. In other words, she has charm to spare.

After the jump, Courtney talks about her elimination ("That was some bulls***!"), her upcoming time on the road with Mo'Nique and why wet panties make the world a better place.