Charm School Recap - Episode 3 - Jennifer Is Toast(eee)

Last week, we had a panty party. This week, it's a boob bash.

Raising the bar each and every week!

Leading-the-Blind Items

- When the girls have to compete in a fashion-show challenge on Charm School, will they get catty on the catwalk or prove to be model citizens?

- When the Fit Club-bers are brought to a mountain, will Dustin Diamond get even more high and mighty?

- When weird couples are trotted on Sunday's Springer Hustle, will we see more love connections or love infections?

Catch previews of Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women, Charm School, Springer Hustle and more at VSPOT.

Bonus:

Some major drama goes down on this week's Fit Club -- get a taste of it here:

And check out Dustin's further adventures in battling with truth and logic here:

Charm School - Extra Credit

Check out the following two VSPOT extras for some bonus footage you didn't see in this week's Charm School. In the first, etiquette coach Collette Swann has the girls share their feelings on New York using "appropriate language." What would seem like an impossible task is handled with restraint from Larissa. Brooke dishes the dirt on her infamous kiss with New York. But it's Saaphyri who steals the scene (as usual!) with her take. She starts with, "I feel that New York is a great person. I still am trying to find out if she is a man or a woman." It only gets better from there.

The second clip is an extended cut of Schatar's presentation at Andrew Firestone's winery. Watch as she struggles to get a cork out of a bottle. You know, royalty probably doesn't ever have to open its own bottles, so you probably can't fault her incompetence.

Hit VSPOT for even more great Charm School extras.

Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 1 - Battle of the Sexes, the Bulge

Celebrity Fit Club is back! And this time, it's got gender issues!

Charm School Recap - Episode 2 - Nevah Say Nevaeh Again

This episode offers draws...

...draws...

...and foul draws...

These girls have come so far from their wild days on Flavor of Love!

Links to Reality

- About 5.1 million people tuned in for Sunday's premiere of Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School starring Mo'Nique, making it the highest-rated debut ever for a VH1 series. Charming, indeed! [Multichannel News]

- Speaking of Charm School, Schatar and Buckwild recently were interviewed about their time on the show. "That they want to laugh with me or at me, as long as they're laughing, that's what matters," says Schatar. That's the spirit! [metro]

- If you're an avid fan of Charm School, check out the Boost Mobile Poll. Answer the weekly questions correctly, and you could win $5,000. That's only 10 times less than what the Charm School winner gets!

- If you love Saaphyri (and who doesn't?!), check out this  VSPOT extra in which she talks trash on many of her Charm School cast mates. It's very etiquette-like.

- Don't get it twisted: Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women's Da Brat is no sell-out. [SOHH.com]

- The Springer Hustle takes you behind the scenes, but don't forget to go in front, too: check out The Jerry Springer Show's official site for more outrageousness.

- Danny Bonaduce has never seemed more broken. In what amounts to a follow-up of the last season of Breaking Bonaduce, watch him plead with Gretchen not to divorce him. Raw stuff. [ExtraTV.com]

- Looking for love? Why not hit up Scott Baio? Tell him that you're so into him here.

Leading-the-Blind Items

- Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women premieres Sunday and the group of celebs is the leanest in CFC history. How will they battle the bulge when there isn't much bulge there in the first place?

- When the girls of Charm School are given a lesson in etiquette will they be able to show some class instead of showing some ass?

- And speaking of etiquette, when a pig with an overbearing owner makes an appearance on Springer Hustle, will the hog prove to be Jerry's most refined guest ever? Good chance!

Catch previews of Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women, Charm School and more at VSPOT.

What You Didn't See on the I Love New York Reunion

Below are two VSPOT extras chock full of stuff that didn't make the cut of the I Love New York reunion. The first is a highlights reel of New York delivering the smackdown to virtually everyone who crosses her path. Most notable is the previously unseen footage of her onstage rumble with Romance. Giving him her patented derriere salute, she tells him, "Talk to the ass, bitch." It's a shame this didn't make it to air, for it signifies a progression in her ass gesturing. This time it's verbal!

The second clip features alternate footage of Tango's cancellation of his proposal with New York. Watch as New York's breakdown hits a fever pitch. Listen as her voice hits pitches it never has before. Gasp at her attempt to get her hands on Tango to rough him up. Snicker as T-Bone steals some camera time with his unsolicited on-stage consolation of New York.

Since we were on set of the reunion, we can fill you in on something extra that went down that didn't even make it to the VSPOT footage: when New York cried repeatedly that she should have picked Chance, she made frequent references to his manhood. Seems Chance is packing what New York describes as "a python," as opposed to Tango's "two-inch d***." Compare and contrast: it's the New York way.

For even more unaired footage, hit VSPOT. And for a few extra tidbits of footage you can't see anywhere along with the answers to last week's quote quiz, follow the jump... 

Love My Way: Behind the Scenes of the I Love New York Reunion

If you don't have time to read a post about the I Love New York reunion featuring dozens of photos (like the ones you see above) and a smattering of anecdotes, here's all you need to know about what happens after the jump: I got to meet Sister Patterson, and she was kinda mean to me. I can die a happy man.

Charm School Recap - Episode 1 - The Name Game

All aboard for Charm School...

Note that they're on the shortbus. That's no coincidence.