The Celebreality Interview - Misfit

Misfit may be for real, but her breasts are not. This and more shocking revelations after the jump.

The Celebreality Interview - Romance

Share one last cry with Romance. After the jump, the Romanian god of love reality TV talks about his scuffle with 12 Pack, coping with the loss of his teacup yorkie and those pesky gay rumors.

I Love New York Recap - Episode 2 - Mangeant queens

Do not read this post if you hate nearly nude men.

Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show Recap - Episode 2 - Missing Misfit

This week, Misfit leaves the competition. Nooooooooo!

She was just too beautiful for this world.

Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 3, Episode 7 - Aqui es el recapo

When speaking Spanish, it's important to keep the tongue loose. Gotta roll those R's!

This may qualify as going overboard. But whatever: she's learning.

The Surreal Life Fame Games Recap - Episode 2 - Lists, slurs and videotape

The losers of this week's competition have to join Verne and Chyna Doll on the B-list...

How is that punishment? She looks like so much fun!

Leading-the-blind items

- On The Surreal Life Fame Games, will Brigitte go spastic, now that her Sapphic entanglement with Chyna has been unraveled by B-list banishment?

- Will this week's beauty pageant on I Love New York contain, you know, actual beauty?

- Are you ready for the Hogans to take on Spanish, hermano?

Hit VSPOT for sneak peaks and full-episode previews of I Love New York, Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show, The Surreal Life Fame Games, Hogan Knows Best and Shooting Sizemore.

Links to reality

- Monday's premiere of I Love New York snagged some 4.4 million viewers, making it the highest series debut in VH1 history. That's major enough to make your weave stand on end, right? [Dlisted]

- White Rapper didn't do too bad itself, with 2.2 million tuning in. [SOHH]

- Play along with The Surreal Life Fame Games by ranking each celeb on the Fame Games Matrix. It will give you a sense of power and make you feel better about yourself, promise!

- Whose "-ing" is more impressive – Tom Sizemore's or Danny Bonaduce's? Debate on the message board.

- The "N-word" debate from this week's White Rapper continues on VSPOT -- watch for added insight on what made Persia crack.

- Tom Sizemore calls Shooting Sizemore "a cautionary tale." He ain't kidding. [Buffalo News]

- Meanwhile, Verne Troyer reportedly is "doing well" in an outpatient rehab program he checked himself into last month. Could Shooting Troyer be so far away? [E! Online]

- You know what's awesome? Vanilla Ice's rage is awesome. Don't believe it? Check an unaired SLFG scene on VSPOT.

- You know what's more awesome? White Rapper's G-Child gushing about Ice on VSPOT. You know what would be most awesome? Strange Love: Soft-Serve Twist Edition starring Ice and G.

- White Rapper's first eliminated contestant, Dasit, talks getting the boot, on-set drama and his plans for "white-on-white crime" with Scott Storch. [Talkin' Videos @ SOHH]

- Finally, while New York's living it up on TV, other Flavor of Love girls are keeping busy -- check out some shots from Deelishis' recent birthday party in New York. [Crunk & Disorderly]

Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show Recap - Episode 1 - Annnnd...Dasit!

It ain't easy bein' white (at least, in hip-hop it ain't...)

I Love New York Recap - Episode 1 - Love Is on the Air

Do you have love for New York?

More importantly, do you have love for her show?

Seriously, who wouldn't want to get with a woman so in command of her body?