The Surreal Life Fame Games Recap - Episode 1 - Why don't you take a picture? Your fame will last longer...

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Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 3, Episode 6 - The measure of a fan

How far would you go to prove your devotion to the Hulkster? Would you, for example, get a tattoo?

No? Well, that's why you weren't chosen as the superfan!

Leading-the-blind items

- On Monday's premiere of I Love New York, will all of the contestants really have love for New York, or will any be there for "the wrong reasons?"

- Does hip-hop have room for another white rapper? If 3rd Base's MC Serch has any say, it does – check a pack of pigment-deficient ryhmeslingers battle it out on Monday's premiere of Egotrip's The White Rapper Show.

- Streaming, streaming on the 'Net, who's the most famous Surreal Lifer yet? Find out on Sunday's premiere of The Surreal Life Fame Games.

- Can Tom Sizemore dig himself out of the hole he says his life has fallen into? Will you be able to look away from Shooting Sizemore (premiering Sunday) as he tries?

Hit VSPOT for sneak peaks and full-episode previews of I Love New York, Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show, The Surreal Life Fame Games and Shooting Sizemore.

Getting to know New York, pt. 2

Our discussion with New York continues after the jump, where the dating-show vet talks fame and (be afraid:) her mother.

Getting to know New York

Though we've watched her grow for two seasons of Flavor of Love, New York remains a woman of mystery. Where did she grow up? What's her most prized possession? If she were an animal, what would she be? Since she's now the star of her own dating show, it's time to find out. Using speed-dating questions devised by Futurescopes.com (what better way, after all, to get to know the modern woman?) and a few of our own, we probed deep into the psyche of New York. The results may shock you.

Links to reality

- Egotrip's The White Rapper Show doesn't premiere until Jan. 8, but VSPOT already has you hooked up with a preview. Check it here. And, while you're at it, peep an interview with host MC Serch of 3rd Bass Fame. In it he reveals that (gasp) he doesn't watch reality TV. For shame, Serch. For shame. [Radar]

- Also premiering Jan. 8, of course, is I Love New York. Watch the latest casting special at VSPOT, and check out the sensual and sumptuous on-air commercial series at the personal blog of the commercial's director, VH1's own queen of most media, Bex Schwartz. And, if you're all dressed up with ILNY excitement and have no where to go, take a turn for the messageboard and weigh in with your predictions.

- When Hogan Knows Best returns Jan. 7, it will be with a special "superfan" episode featuring fan-submitted video odes to the Hulkster and his fam, like this one.

- A new installment of The Surreal Life will also premiere Jan. 7. This time, it's an all-star season that will feature past Lifers competing in Surreal Life Fame Games. The cast has been announced -- hit the flip books on the show's official VH1.com page to check out if your past favorites will be returning.