What has these girls all worked up?

Could it be...her?

She is the captain, after all.

All hail the H.B.I.C.

Before we get to this week's recap, let's take a look at this week's Flav Awards. Though booty, booty, booty, booty isn't rockin' anywhere this episode, Deelishis once again pulls through to nab the honor of Booty-full Honey of the Week.

When Krazy calls Deelishis two-faced, Deelishis retorts with a thrust of attitude and a swivel of nonsense. She shows off her two faces...

Here...

...and here. That is a creative use of ass. Way to use your head-butt, Deelishis!

This week's Player of the Week again has to go to New York. While Deelishis' even, logical temperament may end up proving to be keen strategy, New York puts it all out there. You get the feeling that she's hunting for love and sport. And maybe even food. Don't be surprised if you find her picking pieces of Krazy out of her teeth. New York practically eats Krazy alive this episode! Krazy seems to think that she's formed an alliance with New York...

But in interviews, New York lets her real objective be known. The following sound bites each represent a twist in the knife that's hanging out of Krazy's back...

"Krazy is going to tell me everything from start to finish. She's silly, she's clueless..."

"You know, after I'm done, basically using her and rioting her brain, she's gonna give me this big, huge bear hug, like we're friends."

"I'm like, didn't you just learn your lesson? You just told me that you and Deelishis were great friends at one point, and she f***ed you over. You don't think I'm gonna do it but even twice as hard?"

"Krazy is just so clueless. She thinks that we're friends. She forgets that if it was left up to me, she was gonna leave the house."

"Krazy has no clue that this is all a game, that this is just New York being New York and it's a part of my strategy. She thinks I like her!"

"Krazy is totally clueless. She really thinks that I'm her friend! It's almost pathetic. I almost feel bad for playing her, but I don't I mean, I'm gonna use her. She's so f***ing stupid!"

Charming as a cobra, right? Alternately, these two shots pretty much say everything about the New York-Krazy pseudo-alliance...

Poor Krazy. It would seem that she's deelooshunul.

The (losing) battle between Krazy and her sense of judgement is but one of several conflicts in this episode. New York would seem to be a huge catalyst for strife -- what Drew Barrymore was to fire, New York is to crap. However, the difference between last week's episode and this week's is like the difference between Aliens and Alien³ -- the big guns are put away, and the terror is more psychological. Most importantly, New York gets to scamper across the ceiling this time around.

Anyway, because of all the arguing we're aging breaking down the episode into the series of fights that it is. First up...

Everybody vs. Krazy

When the girls receive a Flavorgram that tells them to vote for two girls to be kicked off the show, Krazy immediately brings up Bootz's booty shaking for Flav's rapper friends. Which is something she's brought up before so now Krazy sounds like a broken record (or is that broken demo?).

At the suggestion that this was immoral (or something) and that Krazy saw Bootz' bitz, Bootz starts yelling incomprehensibly (though she does let the charming phrase, "I saw your chonies," fly). Bootz interviews that Krazy is a "fake-ass, lyin'-ass, dumb-ass bitch." But last week, Deelishis said she was a "hatin'-ass, lyin'-ass, fake-ass bitch." So either, Krazy lost some brain cells between episodes, or someone has some explaining to do.

The other girls pounce on Krazy in the wake of the argument with Bootz. Buckeey mentions the demo that Krazy brought to play for Flav, and Deelishis' eyes light up at the chance to once again mention that Krazy is trying to further her music career and that she's (everyone, all together!) here for the wrong reason.

Now Deelishis is the one who sounds like a broken record (Krazy's all, "Oh, you got a demo, too?"). Anyway, everyone except Krazy agrees that she should be one of the girls to be kicked off. Her picture goes in the box.

Winner: Well, it sure as hell isn't Krazy.

Everybody vs. New York...sort of

New York is the other girl whose picture ends up going in the box...

But not before a surprisingly rational discussion on the matter. Buckeey rationally says it's unfair that New York joined the competition so late and New York rationally admits to having an advantage. Deelishis rationally suggests that New York isn't the best role model for Flav's kids and New York rationally admits to being a live wire. Did someone smuggle in Quaaludes? Why are these people being so mellow and agreeable? It all feels so fair. So clean. So...wrong.

Winner: Everyone for remaining steely in this hour of chaos. Picture these girls giving a damn, they said never...for now.

Flav's surprised by the two pictures that ended up in the box...

...especially since Krazy and New York are the girls he's feeling the most. No matter, the other three -- Buckeey, Bootz and Deelishis will all get dates with him. This is a relief, as the girls thought there might be some spin put on this challenge and that the losers would reap the rewards. Buckeey was afraid of a twist and she creates a brand new hand gesture to go along with her concern. Ladies and gentlemen, from the woman who brought you the new international hand signal for anybody, we give you...

..."trickery." Use it at will.

Buckeey is first up for the date which leads to the next conflict:

Buckeey vs. the bowling ball

Flav's date with Buckeey is at the bowling alley, but don't worry -- he makes it special with champagne.

Like a tablecloth and candles at a KFC, some champagne at a bowling alley really classes up the joint. The pair play...

...and Flav finds away to enjoy the game and Buckeey...

Maybe so as not to fall into the same personality void that led to Beatuful's downfall, Buckeey gets all kinds of aggressive with Flav...

Those are her words. Buckeey also explains, "I tell him what to do. He like that old, you know...he like a person that tells him what to do. I was like, 'Squeeze it. Squeeze it harder.'" The word she's grasping for is "dominatrix."

Winner: Duh, Buckeey. She's rounder and firmer than any bowling ball, anyway.

Flav vs. Bootz's celibacy

The next girl to have her date is Bootz, to whom Flav refers, for now apparent reason, as "Ye Olde Bootz." Has Bootz been hammering horseshoes on the side or something? Maybe it's just that she looks really hot in a pilgrim hat...

During their date (which is to the pool, right outside the house, by the way -- was it too late for a date at Wal-Mart or Pep Boys something?), Bootz reveals that she's taken this vow of celibacy and that she'll sleep with Flav only after he marries her. Flav does not take this well.

Winner: Bootz for showing us how hot "no" can be.

New York vs. Deelishis

The next day, a Flavorgram arrives telling Deelishis to get ready for her date with Flav. Consumed with jealousy, New York picks a fight over...Deelishis picking at other people? Yeah, it's kind of convoluted and really just an excuse to argue.

Buckeey offers a stellar snap recap of the proceedings...

"Mutha, mutha, mutha..." ...rockin' everywhere!

In the end, Big Rick finally untangles the two...

...and New York skips off, pleased with herself for putting a cloud over Deelishis' forthcoming date with Flav.

When your petty argument needs that subtle touch of second grade, skip, skip away.

Anyway, New York doesn't end up putting such a cloud over Deelishis' date, which involves a camel...

...and a belly dancer...

Nice. Deelishis gets this while Buckeey likely got a foot fungus and all Bootz got were some swimmies.

Winner: Deelishis. As amusing as New York is, Deelishis held her own, backed New York up and still had fun on her date. Put that in your rope and skip it, New York!

Buckeey vs. Krazy

Here's the greatest example of the effect New York has on the house. While, she and Krazy are would-be bonding out on the balcony...

...Buckeey hears Krazy mention her name and comes running. The normally mild-mannered Buckeey, though, turns into a not-really-at-all ferocious fighter as she and Krazy begin a (you guessed it!) petty argument. But this time, it's physical.

Buckeey gets accused of attempting to push Krazy over the railing but that's bull. In an interview, Krazy says that if the railing weren't there, she would have fallen. That's a lie, but also, you know that Buckeey wouldn't have pushed her if there weren't a railing there in the first place. Just sayin'!

Krazy and Buckeey spar a little bit more, and New York attempts to break them up. That's like a match attempting to put out a house fire.

Later, New York informs Flav that Buckeey almost killed Krazy...

It's a lie, but an effective one, because...

Winner: Krazy, because...

Buckeey's out for getting physically aggressive. Again: bull -- Krazy was just as touchy with her, she just didn't take it seriously. It's a real shame to see Buckeey go -- who's going to complete our sign language course?

Oh, and just in case you had any doubt...

Still...

...diva. Seriously, who rocks curlers like this woman? She's gonna make such an incredible crazy old lady one day!

Want more? Check out all the cat-fighting highlights from episode 7 plus Goldie's Golden Nugget only on VSPOT!

Comments

[Jasmine]

I think Krazy and New York need there asses whooped. New York lied on my girl Buckeey. Krazy is a gold digging bitch. Flav need to pick Bootz or Deelishis because they are real. I don't why Flav brought that man New York back in the house.

[xnowhereboyx]

Not only are these recaps funny, but they're also educational. Today I laughed while learning the international sign for "trickery." The recap neglected one of this episode's fights, however: Flav vs. That Afro. The winner: NO ONE.....

[colormeobvious]

I'm a little sad you didn't point out that New York wore her hair lopsided to hide that she was only wearing one earring.

Keeping it classy, as always.

[Nae]

I cant believe my girl Buckeey got booted over Krazy's ass. But of course, with Flav being naive and completely blinded by Krazy's looks, he overlooks her lying, trouble making, and gold digging character. Like Bootz said, she's a fake ass bitch and Flav refuses to note that. He didnt even refer to the tapes to see what REALLY happened. The fact of who started the altercation didnt even matter. I cant wait until the reunion, cause shit gon hit the fan for sure.

[mariaaaaa]

*Sigh* With Buckeey gone you know Krazy's gonna win. I'm slammin' a five-spot on the counter and callin' it Krazy. I thought Buckeey the logical choice: pretty, funny, seemingly reasonable (I'm aware of the limited use of logic in this show...) Now that she's gone, the prettiest (and presumably non celibate [shudder]) girl left is Krazy. He didn't pick New York last season, he ain't gonna now.

[CoCoa]

Well BUCKEEY did almost push Krazy over the rail so that was no lie. (She still my girl) But point is (KRAZY) if u know u can't hold yo damn ground don't get in anybody face. U only do that when u know u can kick ass :-D. Now I think Flav is playing the girls cause everybody can see he got love for NEW YORK so he's gonna pick her. BOOTZ is celibate (what??????). YEA FOR BEING CELIBATE!!!!!!

[breeshawn]

I thiny bootz should go home next because she is trasht well really all of them are trashy i think flav just like to see deelishis ghetto booty but once he get tired she is gone but bootz is a big mouth fruad

[SWEETNESS]

Buckeey was not wrong she is a black female on tv you think she is going to let a bitch get in her face and not do nothing she is not "NEW YORK"! As far as New York she need her date to the salon not with Flav.(Question) Is New York a Drag Queen or what? because she is the uglyest thing I've ever seen and she need to eat men like a little meat but you are all bones.Krazy needs to take her career as a singer to American Idol. You got your shows mixed up Flavor of Love is not for you Boo!

[SWEETNESS]

Buckeey was not wrong she is a black female on tv you think she is going to let a bitch get in her face and not do nothing she is not "NEW YORK"! As far as New York she need her date to the salon not with Flav.(Question) Is New York a Drag Queen or what? because she is the uglyest thing I've ever seen and she need to eat men like a little meat but you are all bones.Krazy needs to take her career as a singer to American Idol. You got your shows mixed up Flavor of Love is not for you Boo!

[SWEETNESS]

DEELISHIS you are my girl but don't be dumb for them other BITCHES in the house you see what you and Flav have don't worry about New York she is going home but at the end it will be you and her but you got to play the game right look at how she act she is not good for his kids so you have to be more of a lady Flav knows you can hold your ground but it's time to win. Bootz good luck but shake your ass girl that's what you good at be in video's hell I would have gave my # to the twins just in case it didn't work out Flav loves everyone in the house but do what you gotta do lil mama

[JenKatz]

Oh my goodness, you've done it again. I appreciated the nod to Public Enemy - "picture them giving a damn, I said never". I wish I weren't interested in this show because it pretty much sets the women's AND black movement back about 20 years. But since I'm hooked, I'm glad I have your recaps to look forward to.

But seriously, WTF? WHY does Flav have to constantly have a piece of KFC in his hand? Where the F*#K is Sistah Souljah with her sideways ponytail? Where's the NAACP - are they defunct or something? DIdn't PE write "Fight the Power" - arguably the most black powerful anthem of our time? Why isn't Chuck D putting the smackdown on Flav? Where are those guys that dressed up as Black Panthers and paraded down Bushwick? Where is the outrage?

[laurel]

i think that deelishis is a stupid ass bitch and that boots is a shit talker too....thats her lil bitch... i watch that show religiously!! and new york.....she is juss the fakest skank ass bitch ass big mouth skank i've ever seen....krazy is stupid 4 listening to her someone needs to go down there and tell her that....i like krazy though, she is really preety...i think flav should leave all those other fake ho's...and juss be with krazy!!!!!! SO......FUCK DEELISHIS....BOOTZ...AND NEW YORK!!!!!!! FUCKIN STUPID ASS CUNT BITCHES!!!! LAUREL

[she is beautiful]

out off all the dates they shown deelishis gets the best ones lol,i have a feeling deelishis is going to win at the end.krazy is "so dumb and stupid i'm just tired of her!" yes I think krazy is gonna get kicked to the curb!good.

[juwan morgan]

what the hell is flav doin he need 2 wake da fuck up krazy is fake and everbody knows new york is gone win whether we like it or not

[janna]

I think it's going to be NY all the way. I think last season was all orchestrated so NY could come back for another season this time around. No question, it's NY, and it was determined way back in season 1.

[Amilia]

fuck all yall that dont like my gurl NewYork cuz she is real and she is goin to get her man flava just like she said she is!! they just need to end this damn show and let NewYork have her man!!! hahahahaha

[Amilia]

krazy needs to get her ass whooped cuz she cant back up her damn mouth

[lei]

krazy is not even gonna make it through cuz flavs gonna see she really is fake. my girl delish is gon win, and if not her then bootz. of course im just hopin here, but new york should bak the fcuk up or delish is gonna whoop her ass.

[Ashley]

I think either Bootz or Deelishis is gonna win because they were being real....during the whole episodes. Its so sad to see Buckeey go in the last episode.Krazy really,truly,needs to go home because
she was already fakin ever since the......i don't know what episode that was but still......... Flav needs open his eyes(metaphorically speaking) because neither her or New York is here 4 him. I mean why do people on reality shows do this? They're gossiping about other people,gettin into fights,not to mention cameras are all into their faces And there are security cameras everywhere around their rooms and stuff. they don't want their privacy to be revealed.
it's just not right...... That's all I have to say!!!

[Almond]

Yeak yeah it was about time someone stepped on New York ugly ass bitch! Now we know what shes really about only mouth. Monkey knows what tree to climb on. She was testing Krazy as soon as she saw she aint did a thing when she put her finger on her forehead she knew Krazy was weak and would not hit back. Krazy girl WHAT'S UP WITH YOU??? Don't let them BITCHES mess with you like that come on your my girl.... and honey dont be stupid you trust people too much get it in your head its all about competition nobody is there to make friends!!!!!!! FUCK New York!!!

[Almond]

Deelishis girl I really give it up to you how you went in New York's face. Bootz girl you know you aint got a chance in that house girl you and New York to Getto for Flav, his mom and kids! Krazy your my girl but you gotta get your act together and stop acting like a pussy and hit back those bitches back and mama if your gonna have mouth PLEASE back it up with actions cause your making your self look stupid with all that mouth!

[Keisha]

Oh Rich, this is one of the greatest recaps you've ever done. I don't remember laughing this hard at any of them! Ok, I think I lied, bc I just remember all of the ones w/ Furonda and her gremlin face. Lol, I still love you though. Keep em comin!

[jennifer]

i think new york is a crazy bitch but thats cool she lets everyone knows where she stands she really cares for her man

[merika]

kazy bitch azz need to good to go because if i was her i would off made her fall in hit her in her face kazy iz a ugly azz bitch

[Italian Queen]

Dont worry America Krazy is going home next.New York is a drag queen.Bootz had her breast done.Someone need to bring her another swim suit,we are tired of that pink one.She wants to play hard to get with Flav, but right now is the wrong time,she should be playing her cards to when.Deelishis is the winner in my book.You go girl.