Flav might have made a big mistake in letting Like Dat go...

Seriously. What's not to love?

The episode opens with Like Dat confronting Buckwild. You'll never guess why!

Yep, it's more questioning about Buckwild's realness, just like last time. And the time before that. And the time before that. Did anyone think that Buckwild's internal racial identity would turn out to be an age-old question? It's starting to seem possible that it's what Rodin's The Thinker was contemplating.

Then, the girls sit around and sneer at each other...

...and then comes a Flavorgram, telling them to get the house cleaned up because some of Flav's friends are coming over.

"We're having a par-tay," announces Buckwild. The girls clean up the inside and the outside of the house, but not without some mischief thrown in!

Are they even allowed to show that on TV?

After lots of complaining and sniping (from Buckeey, no less, who's usually so agreeable!), Flav tells the girls that the guests won't be old folks, as they were last season. They'll be "new folks." Since that could mean anything from infants to aliens to post-op transsexuals, the girls attempt to decode exactly what he means.

"I thought Snoop Dogg was gonna walk in the door! I think Snoop Dogg's gonna walk in my door everyday, really, so I'm always wrong." Buckwild must live in a constant state of disappointment.

Anyway, it isn't Snoop, but Buckwild was on the right track -- the guests are all rappers and their affiliates. Big Rick announces the first of them...

"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Unit!" You can tell Big Rick's been waiting his whole life to do that.

The guests file in:

A few things about the guests:

1. Why didn't Three 6 Mafia bring their Oscars?

2. Buckwild gets very excited at the sight of Quik, who's pretty low-profile these days. So even if Buckwild isn't "real," she knows her stuff. Just sayin'.

3. If you don't know who Bishop Don "Magic" Juan is, Nibblz can help you:

"Bishop Don Juan is the schnazziest dresser I have ever met, and all I can think is, my God, this man smells amazing." Glad she cleared that up, but what kinda dresser is he? One more time with feeling.

The girls get to making Flav's friends feel comfortable. Bootz says, "Flav says to entertain his friends and nothing is more entertaining than my booty dance." Check out the look of pride on her face when she announces this:

She believes in the power of the booty, and so does Young Buck who, throughout Bootz's display, couldn't keep his hands of his...

...ball.

Even better than Bootz's dance might be Flav's imitation of it...

It has nothing to do with anything, but damn is it fun to watch.

Ying Yang Twin Kaine is so impressed that he extends an invitation to Bootz to appear in a video (and here "extend an invitation" means "mumble"). Bootz declines (she doesn't want to betray Flav), but really, she just shook her butt in front of a bunch of gawking men by a pool with plenty of other scantly clad women walking around -- she pretty much just was in a Ying Yang Twins video.

Meanwhile, Like Dat reps for the big girls...

...starting with the two on her chest.

And Nibblz gives everyone a pool-side anatomy lesson...

...and then when she's done revealing her outside, out comes her inside...

Funny how that works. Buckeey puts everything into perspective: "Nibblz: she's willing to have sex with anybody. What the hell is that?" What's great about this is what she does when she says "anybody." Ladies and gentlemen, your new international hand signal for "anybody":

Use it, and use it often.

Krazy gets in some hot water when she pretends to have knowledge of Flav's music but, when pressed, can't sing (or really, rap) any of his tracks.

911 may be a joke, but lying is no laughing matter. Bootz reacts:

"She is so dumb and stupid." But is she unintelligent, vapid and fautous?

Three 6 Mafia's DJ Paul has a tip for getting to know Flav's music: Google it. Sorry, it's more a song than a tip.

That's Flav joining in with the "Ow"s. So, see, now Krazy knows some of his music!

After the party, Flav takes his friends inside to see what they think of the girls -- they agree that Like Dat is great..but only as a homey. They seem to like Nibblz because, as Flav says, "because she was showin' them good body parts and giving them nice lap dances." Good thing she showed them her good body parts and not her pus-filled hangnail and club foot. That would have just been gross. When Flav asks Ying Yang Twin Kaine about Deelishis and Bootz, he gives the exact same reaction...

"Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere." He's quoting "Ms. New Booty," the song the Twins did with Bubba Sparxxx, but you get the feeling that this is an answer he gives a lot, no matter the question.

Q: "What would you like for breakfast, Kaine?"
A: "Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere."

Q: "If you could give one thing to the world what would it be?"
A: "Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere."

Q: "What do you think of Bush's foreign policy?"
A: "Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere."

He's probably been like this his whole life, even back in grade school...

When we next see the girls, Like Dat confronts Buckwild (aka "Miss Whitey Blackie") again. Buckwild gives a very confused impression of the way people in England speak, and Like Dat presses the issue enough to end up making Buckwild cry. But the real outcome of the conversation is that Like Dat and Buckwild end up in bed together. Guys, take note -- this is how you do it in three easy steps:

Wear a towel during your confrontation.

Take off your clothes and put on another towel. If this alone doesn't make her start crying...

...point in her face.

And, voila!

You'll be cuddling in no time.

Things aren't so snuggly between Bootz and Krazy. Bootz confronts Krazy, saying she thinks Krazy is fake for not knowing any of Flav's music. Nastiness and pointing ensue, however the outcome does not involve Bootz and Krazy spooning...

Buckeey, who has something to say about everything, can't even muster anything...

...if Buckeey thinks it's tiresome, you know it's tiresome.

Because Bootz is so passionate, Flav asks her to hang out...

...which pleases Bootz very much...

To cope, Krazy reads from some inspirational book that Nibblz gives her...

"The quieter I become, the more I can hear," she reads. Krazy, if you believe that, this is not the show for you. You have to practically resort to primal screaming to hear yourself think in that house.

Meanwhile, Like Dat feels like she isn't getting any attention from Flav, so she visits him in his room. They duet upon her entering, and who says they aren't compatible? Like Dat and Flav make beautiful music together.

Like Dat shows Flav her lingerie...

...and his reaction is straight-up mean...

Well, mean and funny. Whatever, at least it produced another great song. Memorize that one, Krazy. Anyway, unless you are dumb, stupid, unintelligent, vapid and fautous, you can probably see where this is going. Like Dat gets the boot because Flav sees her more as a friend...

Sad.

Also, during elimination, Flav decides to chew Beatuful's face off in front of all the girls...

There's no greater comment on the display than Buckeey's reaction...

And then, just when you think things can't get crazier, Flav brings out the big guns...

...or is that the big knives? Either way, New York, Season 1's livest wire, is back in the house! She'll help judge next week's show. Naturally, the girls welcome her with open arms...

Are you as excited as they are?

Check out this week's extras to see all of the hottest moments when Flav's friends came to town only on VSPOT!

Comments

[nhuixnhuix]

I AM as excited as they are. NY rox my world !
As much as I adore her though, she looks funky in the previews... I think she looks better with meat on her bones. Skinny as she is now makes her head look huge. Just sayin' And what is THIS weave about ?
Beware of N. Y. ! I can't wait for Sunday.

[alicia]

i think that eather buckwild or bootz should win

[Asia]

I don't like New York I hope someone woop her ass

[Mandy]

I saw the preview for next week's elimination - HOLY FUCK man! It gets better and better.

[Rachel]

I'm so excited that New York is back! She was difinately the most interesting girl last season, and I can't wait to see what she stirs up this time. Let em have it, New York!!!!

[sadie]

I cant wait to see the next episode to see New York I love her, and flav need to let delishous ugly ass go!!!!!!!!!

[michelle lynn aka dutch]

IM HOPING TO GOD THAT DEELISHIS IS GONNA WIN WHICH FROM WHAT I HAVE REALIZED KRAZY, BUCKEEY, BOOTZ, BEAUTUFUL, AND BUCKWILD ARE GONNA BE ELIMINATED IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF EPISODES...... YAY LOL

[Da-Da]

i hate that bitch i hope my girl bootz beat her ass who the fuck will be press for the mutha-fucka if i was on there i will spit in that bitch face!

[Paula]

Buckwild next to leave? Like "Like Dat" she's too much of a homey, I don't care what color her skin is, she doesn't have the body, looks, or booty of the other girls. Maybe it'll be Crazy? Nice looks but not much else? Next episode.... I think Buckee will have to watch out for New York,,, two very strong personalities, I'd bet money these two are going to butt heads! HARD

I think Bootz should leave for complete lack of class. Just go back to China,,, she lisped it in the bus a couple episodes ago! She get's treated like a Princess in China... Her words, not mine! Oh well, she adds to the drama in a house full of estrogenic verbally strategic, snipers.
Deelishis just needs to keep wobbling that pile of blubber on her back side and she'll hold her own.

[Darren]

Rich, you're the perfect person to recap this show. It's almost as funny as the show itself.

[lala]

sadie yo white ass so dum bootz aint goin nowhere and neithier is buckeey! bootz gon be in the top 2 cause she preety and got a body and deelsihsi ol ugly ass gon leave

[Misty]

I don't think that New York is someone who should be helping Flav decide about eliminations because she's too attached. I think that Deelishis is the most real girl in the house, but I still don't think that Flav will find what he's looking for.

[Like A Pimp]

I really wanted LIke That to win cause i thought she was going to win the whole thing. Cause if Flave got into some shit like 3 6 Mafia said she gone be there for him. She know how to have a good time which she proved at the Swim Party and she can cook and clean and she know how to look sexy with it. NO MATTER HOW BIG LIKE THAT IS SHE IS THE REALEST FEMALE ON THAT HOE.. BOOTZ AND BUCKEY START TO MUCH DRAMA, BUCKWILD AND CRAZY ARE TOO FAKE, DELISHIS AND BEAUTIFUL LOOK LIKE THEY JUST WANT THE MONEY CAUSE THEEY LOOK TOO GOOD FOR HIM SO ME PERSONALLY THINK THEY ALL SHOULD GO HOME

IF LIKE THAT COULDNT WIN IT NO ONE SHOULD

[Like A Pimp]

I really wanted LIke That to win cause i thought she was going to win the whole thing. Cause if Flave got into some shit like 3 6 Mafia said she gone be there for him. She know how to have a good time which she proved at the Swim Party and she can cook and clean and she know how to look sexy with it. NO MATTER HOW BIG LIKE THAT IS SHE IS THE REALEST FEMALE ON THAT HOE.. BOOTZ AND BUCKEY START TO MUCH DRAMA, BUCKWILD AND CRAZY ARE TOO FAKE, DELISHIS AND BEAUTIFUL LOOK LIKE THEY JUST WANT THE MONEY CAUSE THEEY LOOK TOO GOOD FOR HIM SO ME PERSONALLY THINK THEY ALL SHOULD GO HOME

IF LIKE THAT COULDNT WIN IT NO ONE SHOULD

[Devon]

come on..NY is so damn fake...and ugly for that matter...i hope buckeey or somebody shut that bitch up next week...by hey..does anybody else miss toastee? i think her and i were separated at birth

[xnowhereboyx]

{Insert international sign for "anybody" here} can laugh hysterically at these recaps. But can I get the contact info for VH1's legal department? I think I ruptured a vital organ laughing so hard...

I really appreciated the Bedding a Lady In 3 Easy Steps for Dummies advice, and also for the transcription of what the Ying Yang twin guy was saying after bootybootybootybooty. When I was walking around the flat after the episode yelling "bootybootybootybooty.... wow..." at my roommate it didn't have the same effect because I didn't know what came after the bootyx4. I thank you and I'm sure my roommate will thank you after this evening.

And the screen stills of the ladies at the end was what caused my kidneys to spontaneously combust.

[Confidential to Paula: I think you're confusing Bootz with Payshintz. Probably because all skanky women look alike.]

[Layla]

I hope they jump New York. I was hopping to see Like Dat slip into that Black "fat girl" teddy.

[Bridget]

I LOVE New York and she is so freakin awsome but I don't think it was a good idea to let her help Flave because shes just so attached to him and everything. But I hope Buckeey wins because she seems like the realest person there and shes so freakin' beautiful!!!

[Tahiblue]

whoever wrote this deserves a freaking pulitzer! it's better than the show.

[Janai]

i think that bootz should win she tha tightest diva chick on there hands down. plus she need to get at New York and beat that bitch down.

[Scout]

Since I'm unable to watch 'Flavor of Love' with you, Rich, the recaps are the next best thing. You're hysterical; I LOVE the gleaming tooth when Bootz smiles!

[Charlene]

NY looks like a crack head now, she really shouldn't have lost all that weight. Gross! She's got a big mouth but it looks like one of those girls could kick her ass if they weren't trying to be polite for Flav. The previews look hype though, I can't wait to watch the next show.

[Niq]

Deelishis looks like a man, with an ass. Nibblz will fuck all his boys. Buckwild is fake, and wants to be a sista, but in actuality even the average black woman dont talk like that. She is just annoying. I think Beutuful or Buckeey should win. I hope someody, ANYBODY,whoops New Yorks ugly Shrek lookin ass. She looks like a damn drag queen with a horrible weave.

[Kita]

I think that Bootz, Crazy, Nibblz and Beautiful are there only for publicity. Buckey is real, but not the one for him. I think DEELISHIS should win. she is pretty and real.

[willy]

rich ur killing it with these flav posts.

buckwild in a constant state of disapointment is hysterical