The premiere episode of Rock of Love with Bret Michaels debuted today on VSPOT (its network premiere will be this Sunday, July 15, at 9/8c), and oh my god, is it amazing. But don't take our word for it (since we do, you know, work at the company responsible for the show): below are two clips from the premiere so you witness the craziness yourself. The first segment provides the show's set up (basically: a house full of rocker girls with big boobs and long blonde hair are vying for the affection of a rock star dude with...long blonde hair) and introduces you to said girls and said rock star (that'd be Bret Michaels of Poison fame). The second clip below shows just how rowdy the party gets as Bret mingles with all 21 women that are competing to win his rock of love. Keep an eye on Tiffany. She's extremely special.

Some other notable things about this show:

• As the latest entry in the Flavor of Love universe, Rock of Love is where things come full circle. See, Flavor of Love was basically conceived and played out as a parody of The Bachelor -- a huge part of its appeal was the inherent ridiculousness arising from the fact that a gaggle of women were gagging over Flavor Flav, who doesn't exactly live up to the standard of male beauty, to say the least. It is, however, conceivable that women would fawn over Bret Michaels, who's been a sex symbol throughout his career. And so it happens: you can tell that most of the girls on Rock of Love are seriously into him, meaning that there's a straightforward dating show at the heart of Rock's wild exterior. And it's all the more absurd for it.
• Case and point to that last statement is Bret's objective (stated in the top clip above): "Rock and roll is an insatiable bitch goddess. But I love her. And I'm just looking for that one woman in my life to participate in that threesome."
• You'll notice that the first segment does not feature Bret handing out nicknames to his potential girlfriends in the style of Flavor of Love and I Love New York. With a Rodeo, a Dallas, a Raven, a Kristia, a Tawny (Tawny!), and two freakin' Brandi's (two!), these girls don't need any help with their names.
• This show is, quite simply, a prolonged exercise in extreme human behavior. It's amazing on a scientific level. Rock of Love looks you in the eye and threatens you with a good time. How many other shows can lay that claim?

Hit VSPOT for the rest of the premiere episode of Rock of Love.

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[mla]

This looks so f-ing awesome, I can't stand it. You're right, Rich, Tiffany IS special.

[erato]

um, yeah, rich.
thanks for pounding yet another nail into western civ's coffin.

[meg]

I cant believe these are the best looking girls they could come up with.
I wonder if Jes will win?

Duh

[Matt]

Truly the dumbest man on televsion. He should hook up with Scott Baio. They can console each other.

[Matt]

Truly the dumbest man on televsion. He should hook up with Scott Baio. They can console each other.

[GNGLUV]

What happened to the blog with all the negative comments about this show? I cannot find it now and it was here but 9 out of 10 comments where negative. Did VH1 remove it?

[Tracy]

Tiffany is a disgrace. Cant believe what a fool she made of herself. She should be so ashamed of herself... especially even uttering the words "I'm doing this for my daughter"... give me a break. She behaved like some drunk, crackhead slut!!!! How could that possibly be for her daughter??? Not to mention she gives women from Chicago a bad name... trust me... we dont act like classless, stupid b*&^%*%s with no self respect or respect for others... and thats "FO SHO"...LOL.

[Dory McMasters]

Bret is looking awesome!!!!!! They must have found these girls in the trailer trash liting or strippersRus

[undercover]

I am ALMOST positive that "Tawny" is a porn star. I wonder if that's something they know already or some crappy revelation that will come out later and be the cause of her dismissal. Btw, i think she went by Jayden Fox in porn. She's a couple years older now and totally changed her hair.

[Rhonda]

Bret, I've become a new fan. You appeared to be so real, so genuine and down to earth. I loved the way you looked so engrossed in your conversations with the women who you really liked. You were really listening. I hope you find a woman who is good for and to you. Those breast implanted blondes seem as fake as they come. Beware and best wishes.

[tracy]

I'm not into rock, but I would rock Bret Michaels. PS. Get rid of the old chick in the cowboy hat and Tiffany the drunk.

[cilantro]

Okay someone please tell me is Bret bald or is this a bad rumor?

[Meg]

Too funny. I was thinking the same thing last night. He NEVER is without his bandana, cowboy hat or baseball cap. Is he bald??? I need to know

[cher]

Let's just say this:
I have a very good friend Jason who is just as gorgeous as Bret- and he never leaves the house without a bandana or hat on his head, and yes, he IS balding badly.

I'm just saying this is what my buddy does, it may not be the case for Bret, but it sure seems that way.

Thing is- Bret has a gorgeous face, he'd look good even with short hair and loose the bandana.

[stacie]

what other reality show is Tawny from? i know i've seen her on here before??

[pamela]

I totally know I've seen her before too and its killing me . Help!!!

[Feedmyaddiction5]

When I saw the show I was DISGUSTED and offended!! On the flavor of love. Flavor Flav treated them with respect. took them on nice dates. we a gentlmen. and all of that. but Brett .......he was horrible. a PIG. and the women. r whores.