On this week's episode of Celebrity Fit Club: ups and downs all around. We find out a little too much information from Ted Lange, we see clouds roll over the 24-hour sunshine that is Carnie Wilson and we worry that the battle of the bulge is being overtaken by the battle of the bulging vein on Nick Turturro's forehead. Oh yeah, he's still freaking out.
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Can't wait till Sunday's episode of Flavor of Love? Use your imagination to give yourself a preview of the show. Concentrate -- see if you can will the bickering yourself.
- Which girl will step up to the plate and claim the title of The Girl Who Was the First To Proclaim "I'm Not Here To Make Friends" on Flavor of Love Season 2? Hearty laughs abound over that one.
- A group of the girls will have to perform a challenge at the house of which hip-hop legend? And, no, it isn't Flav. That'd be too easy.
- When a girl wins a fancy dinner with Flav, will she prove to be a pretty woman inside and out, or will she show Flav that she needs some time at finishing school?
- When one of the contestants talks again about her wandering eye that isn't always on Flav, which girl finally loses her patience?
For another taste of what's to come on Flavor of Love, hit VSPOT for Episode 3's Sneak Peak.
As we gear up for Sunday's Celebrity Fit Club keep these somewhat-to-very revealing questions in mind...
- Which member of the Fat Crushers throws a fit so explosive that it causes the Chili Con Carnie member above to refer to the FC's as the "Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo team?" You might say that the one who throws the temper tantrum turns NYPD Blue-in-the-face.
- Which Chili Con Carnie team member hits a wall literally and maybe metaphorically? Either way, she has to hold on for a while...maybe even for one more day.
- When Vincent is faced with a planted hottie at the gym, will he once again show his amorous streak? Or will he just turn out to be a Big Pussy?
- Which Celebrity Fit Club expert on the panel won't crack a smile for the entire episode? Not once! Hint: it's exactly who you think it is.
Still hungry for more Celebrity Fit Club info? Hit VSPOT for this week's Sneak Peak.
- Is Flav as much fun to wear as he is to watch? [BlackNews.com]
- Vincent Pastore: A Not-So-Big Pussy, after all. [About.com]
- Toastee speaks! [Dlisted]
- Celebrity Fit Club: Home Edition?!?
- Bone Crusher talks about his weight-loss regimen and which past Celebrity Fit Club participant inspired him to join. [BallerStatus.net]
- The FoL girls get classier than you could ever imagine for the cover of King. [Cake & Ice Cream]
- Carnie Wilson has a hole lotta love. [The Sun Online]
- FoL sets off feminist alarm, feminist hits snooze. [AfterEllen.com]
If you take one thing away from this episode, it should be that rebuffing Flav's advances won't get you kicked off Flavor of Love (that's why Tiger's still in).
Oh, and also: crapping on Flav's floor doesn't mean automatic elimination, either.
Oh, and one more thing: Flav prefers fast food to gourmet.
Pick your jaw up off the floor.
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On this week's Celebrity Fit Club, teams are named, tears are shed, light is beamed (hear the choir of angels sing "Carnie"), forehead veins are almost burst (easy there, Nick), Bone Crusher starts a new dance craze and the biggest weight loss in CFC history is recorded. That's some heavy stuff, and as the CFC participants get lighter, it gets heavier.
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Welcome to VH1's brand skankin' new Celebreality Blog. What's poppin'?
Huh, Flav?
Anyway, this blog will be your one-stop shop for all things Celebreality (right now, that means Flavor of Love and Celebrity Fit Club). Expect weekly recaps, interviews with both shows' participants, exclusive previews, exciting factoids, ridiculous sound bites, endlessly looping animated gifs, counted kisses and more "Oh snap!"s and "No she di-in't"s than you can shake a stick at. Have a burning question? Ask away! Have a burning itch (especially after watching Flavor of Love)? We'll try to help with that, too. We're all in this together - one lost pound, one tube of lip chap, one humorless fitness instructor and one inappropriate bowel movement at a time.
So welcome to reality...
...or, at least, one version of it.
