This episode of Flavor of Love contains the shocker to end all shockers...

...one of the girls has, in the past, posed nude. Nude!

Can you imagine?

Before we get to this week's challenge, please note that this week's episode opens with Flav in bed with Nibblz and Toasteee.

This will prove to be a crucial event later in the episode. Remember it.

The challenge that Flav presents to the girls is all about the dance, which makes sense since that in the Flav mansion, there is entirely too much booty in the pants. Also, Flav says he wants to see how the girls move so as to avoid a repeat of this:

That's former flame Brigitte Nielsen giving herself to Flav's music. The music's all, "Uh, you can have her back, thanks."

Flav brings in three dancing friends to help the girls with their dancing -- Tricia Miranda, Asia One and famous krumper (and reality-show veteran) Tommy the Clown.

The girls are broken up into three teams. Asia One mentors Like Dat, Buckwild and Bootz. Rehearsal gives Buckwild another chance to show off her skills as a rapper while she encourages Like Dat...

"Holla! Get it on, big girl, go, go. Break it to the floor. Holla some more..." OK, so she's still no Flavor Flav, but she could probably give Chuck D a run for his money.

Toasteee, Buckeey and Beatuful are grouped with Tommy the Clown, so they get their krump on...

And Krazy, Deelishis and Nibblz are under Tricia's advisement...

Deelishis and Krazy attempt a seemingly complicated formation...

And here's Nibblz's reaction:

It's not because her teammates look like rhythmic giraffes (even though they do) -- it's because, Nibblz reveals, she's the "only black woman without rhythm." Anyone who's seen the video for Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" knows that this is simply untrue.

When it's time for the competition, Flav talks to the girls via megaphone...

Why not, right?

For her part, Buckeey gets really into the dancing. She goes crazy…er, buckwild…er, nuts...

For her last trick, she busts out of her shirt.

She tears hard for her honey.

Then, it's bottoms' up for Krazy, Deelishis and Nibblz...

...and Buckwild catches some air...

In the end, Flav declares a tie between Buckeey's team and Krazy's team. And so, they must participate in a one-on-one dance-off. This isn't a ploy for more gratuitous booty shaking or anything.

Both Deelishis and Toastee approach this round with minimalist sensibilities...

They really are comparatively classy.

Krazy moves her body like a snake, yeah...

Or, as Like Dat puts it, "She was lookin' like a damn crazy ass, doin' that damn (quivering grunting), lookin' like a damn Skeletar." Ah, yes, Skeletar -- the He-Man villian that moonlights as a musical instrument. We know him well.

Meanwhile, Beatuful put her butt in it...

When in doubt, right?

And finally...

Buckeey takes bites out of her competition. Nibblz, on the other hand...

...gives Flav a lap dance. She approaches the concept of dance loosely.

In the end, the team of Krazy, Deeelishis and Nibblz wins. The prize is (get ready because you will not believe it) a date with Flav!

If Beatuful, Toasteee and Buckeey care that they lost, they're not letting on...

"To not being whores," offers Beatuful as her toast. That's the spirit!

The first girl to go on a date with Flav is Krazy. He takes her to KFC. Yes, that KFC.

This is kind of awesome, as Flav is exploiting the fact that Krazy is obviously so desperate to spend time with him, he could take her really anywhere. You know if he was like, "Who wants to go stand in line with me at the DMV for eight hours," Krazy would be all, "Oooh! Me! Me! Let me put on my driving gloves!"

So they dine and dance...

Isn't it amazing how candles and a tablecloth can really make a joint look classy?

The best part of them dancing in the middle of a KFC isn't the actual dancing...

...no, the best part is Flav's reenactment of said dancing...

Look at the position of his arms, as well as how far apart they are. Is Krazy, in his recollection, about 6'9" and 500 lbs.? Because, you know, she isn't.

Anyway, the date ends with a bubble bath, which is really the only way to go after you've eaten fast food.

You gotta get rid of the grease, you know?

The second date is a breakfast date with Nibblz.

Nibblz doesn't seem to own a single top that doesn't allow clear view of her nipples. Hence the name, maybe. Anyway, it's sort of funny to see her chest constantly blurred -- she rocks the virtual pasties hard. Or, as Flav puts it:

Anyway, during their date, Nibblz keeps it real with Flav by filling him in on her past as a nude model and dancer. This is something else to remember, as it comes up again.

The third and final date is a strawberry-picking excursion with Deelishis...

He hand-feeds her and everything! Try not to be jealous.

All the while, trouble is a-brewin'. Toasteee lets it slip that she thinks that while she was in bed with Nibblz and Flav, Nibblz took a matter into her own hands...Flav's matter. She's talking about, as Nibblz will gently put it later, "playing with his pee-pee." Here's how the whole situation goes down...sorta.

And then, Nibblz fights back, telling Flav:

And so, it's this final matter that proves pivotal -- Flav decides that if he can dig up some of Toasteee's "porn," she'll get the boot. If not, it's Nibblz's time to go. At elimination, Flav reveals that he has found a relic of Toasteee's past...

The girls are of course, shocked. Like Dat gets all puritanical in her reaction...

"Girl got her fingers where her girl fingers ain't supposed to be, unless you washin'." Be fair, Like Dat! To each her own.

Buckwild has the best reaction. It actually might be the best reaction in the history of reactions, period. It is a masterpiece.

"I could not believe it! I saw Toasteee's naked little...

...little...

...vagina." So delicately put, it's almost lyrical.

Anyway, this marks the end of Toasteee...

Buckeey pats herself on the back, saying she knew something was up all along.

Kudos for her, and for Flav, who breaks down the logic behind the elimination:

"Toastee had to leave, not because she did porn, but because she lied to me and she was not keepin' it real with Flav."

And so, the moral of the story is that it's OK to bare all, just as long as you don't try to cover up later. And that is one to grow on.

See more crazy moments, unfit for TV, and hear why Toastee's definition of porn differs from everyone else's only on VSPOT!

Comments

[samantha fedorka]

wow... I think BUCKWILD should win!!

[xnowhereboyx]

The recaps are just as funny as the show itself. If not funnier. VH1's Celebreality blog recaps are the best!

I love the genius added commentary and the hilarious screen stills.

I like how at the end when Flav held up the internet research photo printout he kept on waving it in front of the rest of the girls even after Toastee had left. "Look at it! Look at it! Look at it again!"

[melement]

You have a flair for re-caps what can I say, Now I have two great blogs to read.

[Janta]

SOOOOOOOOO glad you're recapping this. I thought no one would.

[Zeke Harris]

I love the show/ I also love reality t.v. and I would like to help out behind the scenes free just to learn how to create and do a reality show. I am a people person and people like to be around me. Last year this time I had to leave my home because of Katrina, I lived in Gulf Port Mississippi. Hope to hear from you soon.

[shaquita c]

the only girls that are real and true is Beautiful, deelishis, nibblz, like that. buck wild is too much ,boots talk to much , crazy to dramatic,. Buckkey i just dont know.

[hfglgfgdfg]

to me this espidode was whack ass hell he stupid cause he aint pick buckeey group cause she was breakin it down and to krazy cant dance she looked stipid what the fuck was she doin.. to me i think nibblz shuld leave fuckin whore ass stripper and i think bootz is gon win this casue she so pretty and just cause she say mean and rude stuff she tellin the "if u didnt wanna be here u shouldn't have never came" . and buckwild old white ugly trash need to shut the hell up she cant dance and she ugly as fuck look like white trash and act like it too

[Scout]

"Anyone who's seen the video for Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)" knows that this is simply untrue."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[dorf]

Wow, hfglgfgdfg. Was that from "Finnegan's Whack Ass Hell Wake?"

[Keisha]

Rich, you are truly you EVERYWHERE - and I love it. If only you could recap EVERY show I watch...oh wait, you pretty much do. Keep up the good work! Lol, I love the moral at the end too.

[maurice]

yo, where do i find toastee's porn picture, flav should have kept her, at least he knows she got experience, and better watch out for nibblz she talk like tyson and might nibble off flava's flav.and what's with all the hiv bruises on her?

[Milton J.]

Please tell me where I can find Toastee's porn pic's? Yes, I love the show very much

[Milton J.]

Please tell me where I can find Toastee's porn pic's? Yes, I love the show very much....

[Zain]

Thats my Favorite Episode So Far

[Denise]

I think you should get back Golded. She was the girl,but I don"t know.

[kayla]

how old are you you look 31sikeeeee 39

[jennae]

Seriously, I'm with Milton J. - I want to see what all of the photo hullabaloo was about.

[charles d]

best mother fuckin show

[Psycho]

Yo Flav, "Dat Bitch Deelishis looks like a motha fuckin man, You might want to check that out!" Cause that shit is horrible. Did her face get in an accident too!

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[venida]

YO FLAV U SHOULD OF PICKED NEWYORK DAT WAS MUH BYTCH BUT I STILL LOVE UR SHOW U NEVA NO WUT GONNA HAPPEN
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[aimee]

man buckwild is sooooo fuckin ugly man.. no she cant dance...like dat had me crackin up.. dat bitch cant dance.. nibblz.. wtf is up wit a stripper that cant dance? buckeey was off that fuckin map.. toastee poor lil ass... i want to see the pics... but plz keep in mind that she did tell flav that she did nude modeling.. she didnt lie to him.. she might not have said "porn" but she did tell him... and nibblz had no right to go snitch like that.. she had that shit planned out... but if i can fond the pics ima come bak n post the URL... holla!!!

[aimee]

Here it is! here it is!!!!http://www.holeinthe.net/php/showmemore.php?count=15&folder=../wsnm/uploads/SCtoastee/images

[ntaylor]

deelisih looks like a man with a wig on....DOES ANYBODY OUT THERE AGREE??? No one in there is feelin Flav for Flav xcept maybe "like dat" or crazy ass "buckwild".

[ree]

I think the last three standing will be krazy, deelishis, and beautiful. Beautiful because she reminds him of hooptz and he really don't spend that much time woth her the same way he did with hooptz. that deelishis really looks like a man and krazy really don't like flav she just don't want to see flav with anybody else. Bootz talk too much and always instigating. And buckwild is the white girl that's trying to be somebody that she's not and that is BLACK!!!!!!

[taricka brown]

i think u need to let them all go except krazy cause she the only one that will have respect for you when yo boys come around.cause when36amafia g-unit dj quik etc came they was all shaking their ass and etc bending over in their face and shit and that shit aint cute they have no self respect to me thats triff...their exposing theirselves as hoes and what the fuck is that by nibblz mouth?