The Celebreality Interview - Somethin'

With Somethin' gone, talk about the incident that made her a star (or...somethin') was sadly missing from this week's episode of Flavor of Love. That made us feel a little empty, so we got Somethin' on the phone to spill the beans one last time.

Links to reality

- Alternate reality alert: In some unaired footage from this week's show, the girls stage a mock elimination. You simply haven't lived until you've seen Beatuful's Flav impression.

- Erika Eleniak says she's "ecstatic" about her Celebrity Fit Club experience. Also, get out the Kleenex and prepare to cry along with her some more.

- Buckwild says, "I don't think I'm black." Whew! That clears that up!

- Think CFC's Nick needs anger management? Sound off on the messageboard.

- Flav: "If in fact I do find true love, I’m going to make sure everybody sees how that true love works out — I’m getting married on TV, I’m having babies on TV, I’m even taking cameras to the Lamaze class. I ain’t kidding." Reality TV + Flav 4-ever!

- Too bad the same can't be said for Hoopz.

The Celebreality Interview - Toasteee

Let's get Toasteee one last time...

After the jump, Flavor of Love's loveable lush talks life after Flav, the porn accusations and why we might have to address her as "Dr. Toasteee" in the future...

The Flav Awards - Episode 4

This week's Player of the Week title goes to none other than Nibblz...

True, she ratted out Toasteee, a former ally (remember the first episode when Nibblz said to Toasteee, "I like your tongue?" -- clearly that was a strong bond to break). True, Flav never found evidence of her claims that Toasteee's extracurricular porn-tivity goes beyond solo work and is viewable on VHS. But for doing whatever she could to counter and punish Toasteee's pee-pee-playing accusations, Nibblz left no doubt this week that she's in it to win it. Win it, cause psychic damage, whatever. It's all the same on Flavor of Love.

This week's Bootyful Honey after the jump...

Flavor of Love 2 Recap - Episode 4: Barely Toasteee

This episode of Flavor of Love contains the shocker to end all shockers...

...one of the girls has, in the past, posed nude. Nude!

Can you imagine?

Celebrity Fit Club 4 Recap - Episode 4: Like a raving Stone

This week's recap is brought to you by the letter "A."

"A" is for Angie, activity, athleticism, aggravation, annoyance, animosity...you know, all that good stuff.

Leading-the-Blind Items: Flavor of Love

- What could Flav's announcement of, "If the girl can't groove, from Flav's house, she's got to move," mean for the girls' futures?

- Which two girls spend some time in bed with Flav during the episode? Two girls in one episode is nothing shocking (this is, after all, his show), but in this case, he gets two girls at the same time.

- Which popular street dance of recent years gets some love in the episode? They aren't clowning around with this one.

- What's Nibblz cure for a panic attack? You might say that it makes her feel all bubbly.

Got the feeling for more Flavor? Peep the Sneak Peak of this week's episode at VSPOT.

Leading-the-Blind Items: Celebrity Fit Club

- During a blow-up, which CFC participant comes to the panel's defense?

- What major event of the episode causes a few bruises? Hint: the bruises aren't on the bodies of some of the participants, per se – they're on their egos.

- Which CFC member becomes so enraged that she storms of the set (perhaps to avoid a public stoning, of sorts)?

Need more than a nibble of the upcoming episode? Check out this week's Sneak Peak at the VSPOT.

Links to reality

- A blast from the past: FoL Season 1's Hottie becomes one with nature. Or something. [Crunk + Disorderly]

- For the love of Carnie: join in on the gushing over the bright light we call Carnie Wilson on the messageboard.

- Flav reveals his favorite hip-hop hype man of all time. Clue: his name begins with an "F" and ends with a "V." [MTVNews.com]

- Can't get enough of Dr. Linda? Check her official site for an extended bio, descriptions of all of her books and her media calendar. Download her podcast so you can have her soothing voice in your ears whenever you want. [Dr. Linda -- Official Site]

- Still mourning Somethin's departure? Commiserate on the messageboard.

- The FoL girls make it clap. A lot.

Flavor of Love 2 Recap - Episode 3: The claws come out

The title of this recap is both literal...

...and figurative...

It had to happen sometime, right?