We just got finished watching the first episode of Rock of Love 2 and it seems like the girls are wild enough to easily fill the shoes of their predecessors. Well, they'll fill the DD bras of their predecessors any rate. We don't want to give too much away before the season premiere (Sunday at 9/8c), but here a few a few tidbits to whet your appetite:

- There's a big surprise right before all the girls enter the house, and an even bigger surprise during the elimination ceremony.

- Something rather...consuming causes one of the girls to miss the elimination ceremony.

- One girl reveals that to her, the letters "VIP" stand for something more...vaginally oriented.

- Remember the divide between the "slutty" girls and the "bitchy" girls that became apparent during the second episode last season? It's there again and it's apparent almost immediately.

- One of the girls is a swinging bisexual who announces, "If I'm not getting it from Bret, then I'm gonna go find some hot girl to make out with."

- One of the girls is French.

- One of the girls is 45!

-  One of the girls is a germaphobe and, as such, could be the most misguided individual to ever enter the ...of Love universe.

- Case and point: Bret makes out at least a dozen times during the course of the one-hour premiere. Here's one girl's imitation:

And all of that is to say that the faces may have changed, but the hassles are just the same.

Are. You. Ready. To. Rock?

Clearly, Bret is.

Comments

[Jason]

Oh Rich, I love that you managed to work a "Strangers With Candy" reference into such a short post. Did the first house meal consist of chicken snatchatori and hot fruit?

[Domonic Rini]

Maximum Threshold Radio Show will be covering the show in detail, please check the website out for updates at http://maximumthreshold.net. this season will really rock! Alot of nuts on board this season, well Bret, ya drew them! And tell Big John that Dom from MT says hi!

[Domonic Rini]

ROL 2 CASTMEMBERS please contact Domonic at [email protected] so we can get you on the show and have you talk about your experience on the show. We have had Rodeo, Heather, Lacey, Big John on the show from last season. http://maximumthreshold.net

[suz]

I just watched the premiere of ROL2 and have to say that most of these women are not even half as pretty as the ones on the first show. There are maybe 3 that are really pretty and only one of those has some class. Personally, after the first ROL, I have a hard time believing that Brett is really looking for that one true woman to love. Unless his type is homely, slutty women, you would think he would be chosing ones with class and beauty. Instead, he seems to be picking mostly the ones he knows he can get it on with..

[Domonic Rini]

Kori will be on the Maximum Threshold Radio Show http://maximumthreshold.net this Saturday night be there at 8pm. Sign up at Maximum Threshold Radio Show "today" so you can talk with her in our chatroom. Dom