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December 28, 2007

To recap VH1's year in Celebreality programming, we're honoring the craziness (and, let's face it: crazies) with an informal (and fairly arbitrary) set of awards we're giving away online. Actually, there are no real awards to give away, but hey, it's the thought that counts. It is, after all, the holiday season.

Part 1, dedicated to special achievements in Celebreality, went up yesterday. Part 2 continues today with the superlatives. The first category is Best Filming Location: Hooters on Hogan Knows Best.

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You can see that Hulk's mother is sitting at the table with them, on this final episode of Season 4 of Hogan Knows Best. What's notable about this is that Hooters was her choice of dining locations. And what's dually notable about that is Grandma Ruth revealed that she had just visited the jiggle joint the week before, only to revise her recollection: "Oh, it was yesterday!" She's a regular. At Hooters.

How did the Hogans follow this up? With a visit to Fashion Bug, of course, where Brooke attempted persuade Grandma to buy clear heels, "like me and mom."

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That is a tasty after-dinner mint, if ever there were.

Continue reading "The Celebreality Awards Pt. 2 - The Bests" »



October 23, 2007

In this episode, a member of the Hogan family gets a very special award...

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It couldn't go to a more deserving party...

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Tortie, for your listening skills alone, you've made a hell of a good parent!

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4 Finale - Father and Son" »



September 25, 2007

Prosthetics...

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...who wore them best?

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 9 - Hogan Knows Anonymity" »



September 20, 2007

On Hogan Knows Best, Nick gets schooled in the ways of the birds and the bees. The episode's best lesson?

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You don't have to have sex to have fun in the bedroom!

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 8 - Screw? Ew." »



September 07, 2007

In this episode, Linda goes over the edge.

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Over the edge of the world, that is. Wyoming is seriously in the middle of nowhere!

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 7 - Why Wyoming?" »



August 29, 2007

In this episode, we learn that hell hath no fury like a woman whose family can't get their noses out of her business.

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Has Brooke been this mad, like, ever?

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 6 - Older Man, Nosy Family" »



August 23, 2007

In this episode, Linda gets serious about working out...

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Her tongue is gonna be diesel!

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 5 - Linda, Harder" »



August 15, 2007

In this episode, Terry attempts to get closer to Nick by engaging with modern technology.

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See, if it were back in the '80s, they could just pass an antique skull back and forth, switch bodies and end up with all the empathy in the world for each other, like in Vice Versa. That they don't do exactly that is yet another sign of the times.

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 4 - Father Time" »



August 07, 2007

In this episode, Hulk gets an upgrade...

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...or something like that.

And you know what they say: it's all fun and games...

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...until a man-purse ends up in a mall fountain.

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 3 - Hulka-Makeover" »



August 01, 2007

Remember, The Bodyguard, that slice of '90s cheese in which Whitney Houston plays a pop star who enlists the services of a bodyguard played by Kevin Costner and, after some initial bumps, they fall madly in love?

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Yeah, well, this episode of Hogan Knows Best is nothing like that. For one thing, Brooke doesn't wear a flowing head covering, like, once!

Continue reading "Hogan Knows Best Recap - Season 4, Episode 2 - I Wanna Run From You" »