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December 27, 2007

To recap VH1's year in Celebreality programming, we're honoring the craziness (and, let's face it: crazies) with an informal (and fairly arbitrary) set of awards we're giving away online. Actually, there are no real awards to give away, but hey, it's the thought that counts. It is, after all, the holiday season.

Part 1 kicks off today. Below, we look back at the special achievements reached on shows like Charm School, Rock of Love, Ego Trip's The White Rapper Show, Celebrity Fit Club: Men vs. Women and Gotti's Way. Our first award is the Achievement in Beauty, Nails Division, which goes to...

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...Sister Patterson! I mean, duh, right?

Continue reading "The Celebreality Awards Pt. 1 - The Achievements" »



June 20, 2007

It's the last episode of Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women, and Dustin has a message for everyone.

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Don't you miss him already?

Continue reading "Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 8 - Fit To Say Bye" »



June 14, 2007

Quick quiz. Is statement on Dustin's shirt true or false?

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The answer is...well, the answer is that Dustin is the star of this show like coughing is the star of tuberculosis.

Continue reading "Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 7 - On Dirtbikes and Dustin" »



June 08, 2007

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Kimberley Locke is a diva only by trade -- there wasn't a trace of attitude detectable throughout our 30-minute conversation. It was a pleasure to pick Kimberley's brain about her weight-loss, her new album, Based on a True Story, and, of course, the heckling from Dustin she's endured all season of Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women. Maybe even more revealing are Kimberley's comments on her gay fans and how she reconciles supporting the gay community with her deep Christian faith. They really don't often make 'em like Kimberley, and that is a damn shame.

Start thinking thin after the jump...

Continue reading "The Celebreality Interview - Kimberley Locke" »



May 31, 2007

In this episode, this happens:

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In less exciting news, Dustin is nowhere to be found for most of our show. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing...

Continue reading "Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 6 - When the Dust's Away..." »



May 23, 2007

It's time for your weekly dose of material guaranteed to make you say, "Damn. Why ain't they show that on TV?" It's actually kind of amazing that the two Charm School extras below didn't make it to air because they're freaking golden. In the first, the girls sit around playing a good old game of truth or dare. During the course, we find out how many times a day Becky masturbates (it's more often than you'd think!) and we get to see Schatar do her version of a stripper dance. Alluring. The real fun happens when Darra's dared to kiss a member of the camera crew, which sends the dudes scrambling. Watch and see if an overly eager Darra ends up getting her man. In the second clip, we see Shay freak out at Brooke and Leilene for choosing Schatar and Darra to share in the Forever 21 shopping spree, instead of Saaphyri, who could have really used the extra clothes after donating all of hers. "I'm not drama, bitch, but I will bring it if you want me to," Shay tells the camera. Maybe the massive drama was too much for this week's tear-filled episode?

Most notable about this clip is that Larissa is there for the entire duration of Shay's throwdown and says not a word. Larissa, capable of tact? Whoever would have thought?!

Celebrity Fit Club Bonus!

Watch uncensored highlights from this week's episode below. Admit it: you can get enough of the swear words.



May 22, 2007

In this episode, Dustin's manhood makes Kimberley cry.

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...but it's not why you think. Probably.

Continue reading "Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 5 - Tooling around" »



May 17, 2007

All the throwdowns from the current drama-filled season of Celebrity Fit Club seem like kids' stuff compared to the clip below. In the uncensored snippet from the episode that will air Sunday, Dustin and the grizzly drill sergeant Harvey go toe-to-toe when Dustin's weigh-in devolves into a screaming match. After Dustin threatens violence on Ant and then Harvey, Harvey goes ballistic with a multi-minute tirade in which he promises to "f*** [Dustin's] world up!" It's seriously amazing that his head didn't explode from the pressure.

After Harvey finishes screaming he says, "Now put that bitch on VSPOT." How could we not?!? Don't miss this.



May 16, 2007

In this episode, Dustin proves to be helpful...

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...funny...

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...and capable of losing weight...

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Wow! What a turnaround!

(Just don't get comfortable.)

Continue reading "Celebrity Fit Club: Men Vs. Women Recap - Episode 4 - Dustin Off Resentment" »



All the throwdowns from the current drama-filled season of Celebrity Fit Club seem like kids' stuff compared to the clip below. In the uncensored snippet from the episode that will air Sunday, Dustin and the grizzly drill sergeant Harvey go toe-to-toe when Dustin's weigh-in devolves into a screaming match. After Dustin threatens violence on Ant and then Harvey, Harvey goes ballistic with a multi-minute tirade in which he promises to "f*** [Dustin's] world up!" It's seriously amazing that his head didn't explode from the pressure.

After Harvey finishes screaming he says, "Now put that bitch on VSPOT." How could we not?!? Don't miss this.