Adrienne and Chris are back! They're still fighting, but they're still in love - thanks to counseling twice a week. Isn't married life amazing?

This time around Chris seems even more smitten with the craziness, and Adrienne seems to be displaying a deeper, more thoughtful side. Settling down at 24 does a lady good! But lest we forget who we're dealing with, Adrienne is quick to remind us - and her husband and their wedding photographer - what she's all about: gushing over her hot girlfriends and recalling her chick-f*cking days. Here she is dabbling in lady lips with old pal Chyna at their wedding:

Memories! Soon it becomes clear that those days may not yet be over (or so Chris thinks). But first, breakfast in bed!

Chris could only be more adorable if he were wearing a tiny top hat. Imagine it.

Ready to ditch Chris' bachelor pad, the couple sets out with a pal to check out some open houses. Adorably, they rock matching outfits:

But they hit a rough patch when the child-friendliness of the house is called into question. Giant chandelier and a spiral staircase? Not really right for tots. But is it reality show friendly? Hell yes! Bring in the Rock of Love girls!

Unable to come to an agreement on the house, C & A head out to dinner with friends. The older married ladies try to give Adrienne some advice on the hubby and kids front, but she just wants to talk about her vibrators, specifically the case of sex toys "the size of Texas" that she owns. Because a girl's gotta get it from somewhere if her man doesn't bone after the sun goes down.

But the fun doesn't stop there! Back at home after a long day's work, Adrienne settles in to make brownies while Chris settles in to watch her do women's work - and fight about their future as parents.

That poor bowl is having a lot of anger taken out on it.

Adrienne also throws down a little lady philosophy when she explains to Chris how he (and EVERY other boyfriend/husband/life partner) takes what she says, twists it, and then spits it back at her. Amen sister!

Chris' response to all to the baby drama is typical:

He's tired of talking. Oh men, why must you be so different from women?!

Luckily, a new day dawns and love is just a flirty cat-fight away...

...that ends with Adrienne pinching the sh*t out of Chris' nipples, like the 24-year that she is. Chris's reaction in priceless in that "I don't know if I'm turned on or scared" kind of way.

Nipple pinching keeps a dude young!

It's now time to point out that Adrienne has a bag with handcuffs for straps. In case you were a little unsure about her commitment to kinkiness, this should leave you no doubt. Girlfriend likes to get it on with her bags, crazy style.

Adrienne takes off to go shoot her super secret sexy-but-classy photoshoot of nudie pics for Chris' forty-something birthday. We're unclear exactly how old he is, but he could definitely be 'your dad old,' which is cool because he only looks old enough to be your friend's hot, way older brother. Swoon.

As Adrienne talks into her rhinestone covered phone and almost hits a car while driving the studio, Chris does the dishes and makes fart noises with the dish-washing liquid.

Nothing says "it's my forty-something birthday!" like wearing a PDA-berry-phone strapped to your belt.

But lucky for Chris, Adrienne is ready to revive his youthful side with her sexy photos. She wants the pictures to be "very Vogue, very artistic," so she starts in a chair...

And then goes for that classic Vogue shot, "The cowgirl."

But the real fun begins (for Adrienne) when her super-hot gal pal arrives to join in some skin-to-skin action with Adrienne.

Taking photos of you and another girl for your man: awesome. But kind of enjoying it too? It's a win-win deal.

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Posted by Kate Spencer

Comments

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[OCTANE]

THE DUMB THING ADRIAN DID WAS.

IF SHE HAS LET CHRIS BE THE
PHOTOG. OF THE NUDE SHOOT,
THEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE
"GREATEST GIFT FRM THE WORLDS
BEST WIFE"... BUT INSTEAD IT
WAS A REAL HOT TIME FOR THE
PHOTOG. WHO DID THE SHOOT.
AND CHRIS HAS THE PICT.ALBUM
TO REMIND HIM THAT IS HOT WIFE
WENT AND GOT NUDE W/ HER FRIEND, BUT HE WAS NOT INVOLVED... ADRIAN SHOULD
CONSULT SOMEONE BEFOR SHE
JUST UP AND DOES SOMTHING..
SHE IS VERY SUPER HOT...
BUT SHE MAKES SOME WACK
DESICIONS...