We aren't qualified to give New York a true psychological evaluation, but we've come up with the next best thing: a free-association interview. The format is simple: we say a word (or, in many cases, a proper name) and, in response, New York says whatever springs to mind (not that she wouldn't do that, anyway).

After the jump, New York looks back on the entire season of I Love New York by sounding off on each of the contestants. She also talks fame, success and why she prefers lovemaking to sex.

(We start with the guys:)

Jersey

I'm trying to figure out who that was. He had a really sexy voice, but I just think that he wasn't someone I could wear heels around. He was a little too short and his forehead was extremely greasy. I wasn't feeling him, but he looked like he could make a hell of a pizza.

Wood

Damn it, sometimes television can be really bad. I wish I never saw him on those other reality shows because he definitely would have had a chance. He was gorgeous, but that just ruined him.

T-Bone

T-Bone has a heart of gold, but the face of a monster. I was not attracted to him. His size had nothing to do with it, but his face, his eyes were just all over the place. I didn't want to have to wake up in the morning and look at that.

T-Money

I thought he could have been on the sweet, sugary side. I could see him being an interior decorator or something. He was a pansy. He was very, very soft. It was like having a woman on the set.

Ace

I don't want to say my IQ wasn't strong enough to deal with a man like that, but I could tell he was going to be challenging to me on an intellectual level and no fun whatsoever. It's cool to be smart, but you gotta have some sort of personality about yourself with a sense of humor. He was just too stiff.

Token

I was not attracted to Token and Token was not attracted to me. I don't think he wanted to remain in the house. I saw that his passion level for me was zero.

Trendz

Trendz was not there for me. He was there to help his face get out there to the world because he makes music. I didn't like him. You get 20 guys together, living in a house, and there's going to be some that you don't like, and for some reason, he's the one guy I didn't like. I couldn't stand looking at him, for one thing.

Romance

I liked Romance , I just wish he wasn't so f***ing crazy, because he could have really stuck around. There was a lot of things that I liked about him, but after he jumped on 12 Pack the way he did, I knew he was gone.

Pootie

Oh boy. I didn't really get a chance to know Pootie . He was having some mental issues, he was bothered, and I just hope he got the help that he needed.

T-Weed

T-Weed has great style. I loved all his clothes. He was definitely the best dressed in the house. He had some good hair, I guess. That's it.

Bonez

Bonez is cool. He's like a minister in training. He's very Godlike, which is a great thing, but I couldn't really see myself having fun with him.

Onix

Onix had the nerve to pass judgment on my mother and that s*** blew me out of the water. I wasn't really feelin Onix, Onix wasn't really feeling me. That was plain to see. But for him to come off so aggressively, saying that my mother was faking it in church, that was too much. I can't wait to see his punk ass at the reunion.

Heat

Heat was all right. He reminded me of Michael J. Fox. He was kinda smooth, but I think he was digging 12 Pack.

Rico

Rico was a really hot Latin man, but he had a problem with the competition. He couldn't rise to the occasion. If another man entered the room, Rico would leave me and walk away. The competition wasn't meant for Rico.

Mr. Boston

He's just so funny, and he's funny because he's not trying to be. He's really smart and nerdy and, like I said, a really good kisser.

12 Pack

Let this be known: 12 Pack is gorgeous. I don't think he was really feeling me, but at the same time, I wasn't feeling him. I was feeling his looks. I kept 12 Pack around for the purpose of looks because he was the hottest guy. Looking at 12 Pack kept me in the mood. It kept me really excited and sexually stimulated. He was there only for that purpose. I didn't even care if he was gay or not, but he wasn't showing me he was gay. It didn't matter, I knew he wasn't going to be my man.

Whiteboy

Man, I wish I didn't feel like Whiteboy could still be feeling his ex-girlfriend because I really did like him. In fact, in the beginning, I thought Whiteboy was going to win the whole thing. But things come about.

Real

I never met anyone like Real before. He is very wise and nice and sweet and tamed. But a little too tamed for me. That's why he left.

Chance

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun! Being around him was like the Fourth of July every single day. I love his energy. But at the same time, he has a soft side. He's cried some. He's able to show all of his emotions and I feel like we have a lot in common.

Tango

He's cool. It was fun to be around him. He's very serious . When he tries to tell jokes, he's a little corny. I don't think you can really compare him to Chance – they're totally opposite. But Tango's cool and he has a big heart.

(And now for the general topics of discussion:)

Reality TV

Reality television is all of the above. It's real. It's not about the cameras, it's about the individual.

Flavor of Love

My past. My present. It's an experience that I will never forget. Flav is an amazing man, and those bitches can eat my dust.

I Love New York

I Love New York is the s***. I Love New York is a passionate show. I Love New York is the realest show on television right now. You gotta love it or hate it. A lot of loving and hating is going on because it's a highly rated show.

President Bush

He's a psycho. I think right now President Bush is under a lot of pressure. I think he's a very confused individual.

Flavor Flav

Flav, what are you doing right now? I wonder how Flav is doing. I haven't spoken to him in a very long time. I stand by the fact that I believe he is a great man. I still have love for Flav, whether or not he has it for me. I'll always love Flav.

Pumkin

Pumkin is a piece of s***. She's garbage. She's trying to make her little comeback on Charm School. I don't know how that's going to go for her, I don't care how that's going to go for her, but she's lucky to still be alive after she spit on me.

Deelishis

Ass, ass, ass and more ass. That girl is working her ass for all it's worth. She's spread out all over in this tacky, cheap lingerie, showing her ass. But hey, if your ass is gonna pay the bills, let it pay the bills.

Hoopz

Who is that again? Where is she? It's like she almost fell off the face of the Earth. The bitch isn't even on Charm School. She's a waste of time and space.

Sex

Sex is cool. Sex is good, but lovemaking is better. Lovemaking is more of an experience. Anybody can have sex. Any thing can have sex. S***, flowers can even have sex, but I'm all about that lovemaking.

Vagina

You know, if I didn't have a vagina, I don't know what I would do with myself. I love my vagina. My vagina is good to me. She treats me very well. She treats others well…when she falls in love. It's all about the vagina.

Penis

Penises are funny. Sometimes they want to get up. Sometimes they just want to lay flat. But the experiences I've had with penises, they come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Sometimes penises can be really gentle, sometimes they can be really brutal, and then you're forced to show the penis what you're working with. Can you handle it?

High school

High school was so crazy to me and for me. I was never really into school. It's boring. I skipped it a lot. I had a lot of friends, I guess. I fit in better with the guys. A lot of females hated on me because what you get is what you see. New York is New York, and I've always been that way. So I always wore a lot of makeup, long hair, tight clothes, and girls weren't feeling that back in high school, but the guys were. High school was an experience that helped me to develop. It showed me that the world can be really, really cruel and nasty, but at the same time, you have to go through it and get your education. And that's what I did.

Mother

My world, my best friend, the person that gave me life.

Father

Push-over! I can use my daddy! My daddy's cool, though. But my mom has the backbone.

Success

Success is anything that you strive to do and you do it to the best of your ability. You should never listen to others' perceptions of success. If you strive to do your best, you will achieve success, no matter what.

Love

Love is the toughest emotion that humans ever experience. It's hate, it's happiness, it's sadness, it's madness. Love is crazy.

Power

Power is a drug. Who doesn't want to be powerful? Power is everything.

Happiness

Happiness can be achieved through knowing who you are as a person, and I'm a very happy individual.

Champagne

Champagne is good, but it can't really get you f***ed up like Red Bull and vodka. Champagne is a girlie drink.

Church

Church is very important to me. I grew up in the church. It's something that has given me strength and emotional support and I love church.

Cash

Money is power, but you can be really poor and still be happy. Money is a false perception of happiness, but it can help. It can make you a little happy.

Princess

I love that word. The word "princess" to me is just girly, frilly, silly, smart, adorable, mean, nice, sexy…just really glamorous. I embody that, that's why I have that tattoo. I think the definition of "princess" is Tiffany "New York" Pollard.

Perfection

Perfection is something I've never strived for. I think it's unachievable for a person like myself, because I am totally scatterbrained. I'm into pleasing myself. If something feels right to me, I will do it, even though it might feel wrong to 4 million different people. I can't strive to be perfect for anyone other than myself.

Comments

[Melissa Yazzie]

hi there new york i just want to say i want to know how you pick chance or tango?
just to let you know i love you shows they are fun to wacth.

[Michigan MacKenzie]

I think Chance is a better pick than Tango! Hes way more gangster, and better looking with you than tango! :)

[lays90]

new york i can't wait for your show to be over

[Lyn Morales]

I dont think you should pick either of them. Chance is wayyyyyy to getto for you and Tango,,,, like you said Way too Rough 4 you. I think you should start over girl. Wit 20 more beauty's

[pamela]

i'm not a hater, i think new york is nasty its like
evertime i look up she's slobbering in some guys mouth and not forget about those guys who "love new york", they don't care who kiss her or whatever they just want fame i mean her mom and her looks more like men than the guys that portray to "love new york".

[Charlett]

I can't believe you let Real Go! Oh my God! he was the only stabbled person left!! plus he is sexy! Tango is a sandwhich short of a picnic! Girl watch you back with him and Chance I mean I don't know if he is a thug or a pussy!

[toplady]

NEW YORK DO YOU GIRL.AT THE END OF IT ALL NOBODY HAS TO PUT UP WITH OR EVEN LIVE WITH THE PERSON YOU CHOOSE BUT YOU,BUT ME MYSELF I WOULD GO WITH TANGO HE LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

[James]

Yep, I'm a US Army Vet.

New York is a hypocrite. She kept blasting the other contestants on Flav's show about their allegedly wanting something other than a relationship with Flav. Yet in reality she was the one who really wanted to further her career in showbiz with Flav. The show she now appears in is proof enough. LORD have mercy on this woman's soul. Go through life drinking and sleeping around like this is wrong.

[CHRISTAL]

I THINK THAT NEWYORK SHOULD PICK CHANCE

[CHRISTAL]

I THINK THAT NEWYORK SHOULD OICK CHANCE

[esexyma]

new york girl pick chance tango is a bitch and a punk i cant stand his winey ass all he do is complain about you not payin him attention hell i thought it was your show girl. and hes a snitch he has hoe tendancies. i see why white boy cant stand him. on the real i wish you would have kept whiteboy he was the realest and the sexiest i think you two would have hit it off good. white boy is a mans man.

[Regina Williams]

HEY NEWYORK IHOPE YOU PICKED CHANCE HES NOT ONLY A CUTEIE HES SWEET IN MORE THEN ONE WAY THAT DUDE IS FUNNY AS HELL SO TAKE A CHANCE HE IS THE FULL PACKAGE UGG

[andrew]

pick chance hes funny as shit and hes cool u would like him i think

[lyntimber]

pick chance..is a male version of you..sparks fly tempers rage new show and lineup and he has his gig too.

[Arisa]

Dude pick tango, chance is just a gangster. He cant even hold a job. Who gives a S*** that he's funny, he unstable and crazy

[Sunshyne]

I love your show. You keep me smiling. Please pick Chance with his sexy self. Tango whines too much.

[zyanne]

Uh what can i say i hope newyork picks chance because he is fine and funny but tango has a turttale head soooooooooo newyork you pick chance clam your man chance...........write back NY

[monique]

if you dont pick chance can i have him cause i know what to do with his fine ass.

[MamaMia]

PICK TANGO! Chance is very good looking but he is such a player. Its written all over his stupid face. He is fake and only wants to advance his career. Tango may have his flaws but I think he is gorgeous, he isn't playing games, and he is sincere. Tango is the way to go

[white boy]

New York,
What's up negro! I saw the show where you were referring to some Caucasian as "white boy" and his "white ass." After my people have bled to get your kind out of chains and allow you to have rights, why do you have to engage in racism yourself? They should kick your black ass off the show!

[BIANCA]

NEW YORK, REALLY I THINK YOU SHOULD PICK TANGO....BECAUSE HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY HE WOULD TREAT YOU THE WAY YOU SHOULD BE TREATED, CHANCE??????? NO WAY HE IS A PLAYER HE HAS A SEMI GAP BETWEEN HIS MIDDLE TEETH, AND I THINK YOU ARE WAY TOO GOOD FOR HIM I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS "YOU SHOULD LIVE FOR YOU AND NOONE ELSE" WELL YOUR MOTHER AND HIM DON'T GET ALONG SO THINK ABOUT THAT I LIKE IT WHEN MY MOTHER TELLS ME WHAT I SHOULD DO SHE IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOUR MOM IS AND WAS TOO THINK ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU ON "FLAVOR OF LOVE"? SHE SAID HE WOULD JUST HURT YOU, NOW LOOK SHE WAS RIGHT. SO TRY AND MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO HER SHE IS A GOOD PERSON. I LOVE YOUR SHOW AND I WOULD LOVE TO MEET WITH YOU I JUST COULD WATCH YOUR SHOWS OVER AND OVER... YOUR JUST LIKE ME BUT MUCH MORE OUT-SPOKEN!!! OK WELL NOT THAT IT'S MY CHOICE BUT MY CHOICE WOULD BE TO PICK TANGO HE IS THE RIGHT GUY AGAIN CHANCE IS A WEIRD-O HE IS MEAN I THINK AND I COULD ALMOST BET THAT HE WOULD BE A CONTROLING MAN AND I KNOW YOUR LIKE ME YOU LIKE TO BE INCONTROL OF YOUR MEN!!! KEEP YOUR HEAD UP AND 4-GET WHAT EVERYONE SAYS YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND GO WITH YOUR HEART.........T-A-N-G-O!!!

[kb]

hey new york! first off i wasn't feelin your show in the beginning but i find myself lookin for it every week and get mad when i miss it so keep up the good work!! hate that you let real go cuz i don't care for chance or tango. chance is like a time bomb waiting to go off or something and tango is too corny but truthfully i think you'll pick chance cuz it's so obvious you really like him

[wendi]

i have been serching 4 real on myspace and everywhere else ,even tried his stallionaire name . ...how do i contact him???thats real from i love new york.please let me know .....

[wendi]

hey its me again i thought it might help 2 have my e-mail address [email protected] ...plz let me know anything asap thanx .....oxoxoxox

[Orianna]

New York you a gangsta I think you should pick chance the chemistry between yall is better than tango not unless you would like to run a daycare cuz thats your kid right there.