What? He's hard to deal wit'?

During the bulk of this episode, Dice spends his time preparing for the taping of a comedy special that's to air on Showtime. He gets his hair dyed (while wondering if it will infringe on his masculinity), he considers hair plugs, he plays a warm-up gig, he sees his divorce lawyer (so that one's not so related, but you know, gigs mean cash and cash means a tentative lawyer). He even buys a new leather jacket, possibly offending the store owner (and more!) in the process:

He says that people can wipe their ass with the gray number the owner suggests. But then it wouldn't be gray anymore, right?

After all of this, Dice gets word that he, in fact, won't be doing the Showtime gig after all. You gotta feel for the guy, but you also have to wonder if karma played a part. For you see, this week's Dicey Moment comes from his trip to The Wendy Williams Experience early in the show.

Upon arriving, Dice tells us he's doing "this new Wendy Williams show" and that she's trying to be the female Howard Stern. Maybe in that her radio show is being filmed for TV. But otherwise: hickory dickory not so much. Wendy talks with Dice about what he's up to. What isn't mention is how fetching Dice looks next to a pink boa.

Perhaps it goes without saying. Dice soon gets into it with Wendy's sidekick, Charlemagne, who asks Dice about his comeback. For reasons that aren't entirely clear, this sends Dice into a hostile rage. "You're a nobody that's not going anywhere that I never met," he tells Charlemagne. Nice! Charlemagne counters: "Jesus will be back before your career gets on track." Charlemagne dissed and dismissed Dice and then made him rise again -- Dice resurrects an old bit to really lay into Charlemagne. His new spin on "Hickory Dickory Dock" is the Quote of the Week. Sure, there's tons of bleeping, but, uh, you get the point, right?

Comments

[jules]

is this the lowest rated VH1 show ever? maybe bands on the run rated lower? cmon, just put this shitty show to rest. VH1: you are wasting the time of my beloved rich!

[Cristine R. Cuevas]

O.K. their loss. Andrew rocks! I've never treated myself to a live show by him, yet. Comedy Central should sign him 1st. He's a COMEDIAN not a musician. Yes a damn hot performer even still! I hope he hears about this one. I think I first fell in luv with his character from Pretty In Pink. Maybe it was something later and I finally realized that he was that guy that had too small of a part in that flick. Oh well I can't recall at the moment. I wish him the best of luck. I heard his name on one of our radio stations here in Houston Tx. I got so excited I was hoping I was going to find out about him touring or something. I really need a good long session of laughter. I'm so passed due. Hope to hear some news. I believe he was to be interviewed via radio. signed a needy fan.

[DeNay@Bargain Bubble Travel]

After watching Dice's reality show, it's undisputed that he needs a REAL personal assistant, or personal travel agent to say the least. I thought it was ridiculous that they drove around all day and didn't know where the hell they were going to begin with. It was shameful to appear for a show that he wasn't performing in. ...AND THAT LAST MINUTE MOTEL!!I know they're your boys Dice but, they're incompetent. Give me a shot at being your travel agent. You won't regret it.

[etellado]

im glad he,s back i hate that guy on wendys show

[Ramone Frankis]

Total crap. Has been with attitude. I would love to have seen the lawyer offer a friendly hug and when the fat turd stands up he gets a kick in the nuts. Next season vh1 ought to follow Tysons return to the ring at least it would have some laughs

[mark leclair]

hey if you cant watch dice and see he is a blessing to this world without the im scared to speak my mind and be funny its a aquired taste lets see i thought i was in the USA ps listen to his older albums and you shall be reborn to the ass kicking 90s

[Jessika]

I love Dice! He's the best. There's nothing better than revisiting my fave memories from the 80's and early 90's and the stars that still entertain me! Even though I'm only 22, I still remember this guy was a legend. Okay, a legend for vulgarity, but I love vulgarity. Rock on, Dice!!!

[cutie with booty]

hey girls i hope bootz and bucky dont get kicked off

[MEACHEE]

HE HAS A BAAAAD ATTITUDE HE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN MAYBE PEOPLE WILL LIKE HIMM STOP TALKING ABOUT EVERYBODY.

[Kris]

Dice is a mean SOB. He's not funny. He can dish it out but he can not take it. His fashion style needs to be updated. Its not 1987. You have to evolve change some what with the times. I bet he's still wearing Z. Cavaricci pants. He's a pice of bloated, washed up piece of sh*t.

[T'Keyah Boyd]

Hey charm school, I want to let you know that this show has been one of the best shows on vh1. I think Saaphari should win!!!