The most regrettable thing about 100 Proof's elimination?

We never got to see him fall-down drunk. What kind of a reality show is this?!

This show begins where the last one left off. Persia catches us up to speed on what's gone down on White Rapper with a succinct and awesome recap of the past eliminations: "I'm the only 'gina left in the house!"

And what a chatterbox she is!

We then cut to what will become a running thread in this episode: Jus Rhyme's politics. Seriously: his bleeding heart should get a supporting credit.

He makes some weird mention of the crosshairs on his T-shirt being on whiteness, which is his way of saying, "Power to the people," maybe. Jus Rhyme probably looks at a book and is all, "Ha! The white says nothing, while the black print is the key to knowledge." 100 Proof and John Brown chide Jus for his anti-"whiteness" sentiment.

He's all, "Hallelujah holler less."

In response, Jus rhymes...

"The end of white supremacy is not the end of me / It's the beginning of we / So come on, let's get free." Go hug something quick, you rhyme-slinging hippie.

Serch comes in and divides the group into two teams.

Because there is an uneven number of rappers, the last one chosen randomly (Converse with the rappers names air-brushed on picked out of a bag -- you know how he do it) gets to decide which team he wants to be on. It's John Brown and he picks the red team. He reasons that Sullee, 100 Proof and $hamrock are all very talented, and he doesn't want to have to go up against them, should they lose the challenge. John Brown gets smarter by the second. For real: now that he isn't repeating "Ghetto revival" every five seconds like a wick-wacky parrot, he's becoming really endearing.

The teams find out that they have to make up a song to beats provided by Serch. And not just any beats -- these were thrown down by none other than:

Everyone freaks out because Blaze is as close to a contemporary production legend as it gets. The teams get to work.

And by "smoke," he means smoke. The above caption provides the basis for the red team's rhyme. John Brown likes to "puff," Jon Boy likes to "celebrate" and Persia is a "partier" as well. Jus Rhyme isn't down with this, and it isn't just because he's anti-euphemism. He doesn't want to do a song about drugs because he's a "political rapper" and he feels like he has a responsibility to the youth he works with. Youth that probably feels that White Rapper is best-viewed with bong in hand.

Meanwhile, the sausage party that is the blue team...

...decides they'll be spitting about women (but hopefully not on them).

The teams put together their rhymes. One highlight occurs when Proof attempts to rhyme "pair of twins" with "paraffin," but is shot down by $hamrock for being too confusing. Sometimes it's worth going there: how many times a decade do you get to say "paraffin," you know? Over on the red team, Jus Rhyme copes with having to write a smoke-based rap. Jus Rhyme says he flipped the concept, so you can't tell what he's smoking (the scene, the MC's). Oh, you can tell, all right.

The teams finish and it's time to go to the studio to record what they've come up with. Just Blaaaaaaze will accompany them in the studio.

Sullee gets reprimanded for not having memorized his rhyme.

OK, so at least 50 percent of the reason that detail was included in this recap was to give you your weekly dose of Sullee eye candy. You're welcome.

100 Proof drops a line about swapping body fluids with whatever ol' broad he's picked up at the club. This leaves Blaze looking scandalized.

So Proof likes things a little messy. Would you expect different from someone who's named after alcohol?

Over the course of recording, it becomes clear that Jus Rhyme is something of a pariah. People talk over him pretty blatantly. He wonders if he's too nice.

Uh, no. Really, man, that's not it.

Persia's reaction to Jus Rhyme really speaks for a nation:

After the groups have recoded their cuts, they go back to the White House, where they're joined by some special guests:

It's basically House of Pain 2.0. Everlast dispenses sage advice to the budding rappers. He's not only their godfather of sorts...

...he's a straight-up daddy now.

Then, it's finally time to hear the tracks. Since they're club bangers, the rappers get to debut them in a club...

...a strip club!

Joining them will be the twisted legend that is...

Hot. And what's hotter is that joining Keith are two strippers.

The strippers are to dance to the teams' songs. Well, you know, "dance."

The blue team's song suits the occasion, while the red team's features something rather unlikely: a hook sung by Persia. And not just sung, but sung well. The girl is multi-talented. In the end, the red team's track is judged as having the most "extreme pole appeal" (no lie!) and so they win. As a prize, they all get lap dances. Jus Rhyme, however, declines the offer.

Ha. But the stripper already looks pissed.

After the grinding dies down, it's time for the elimination round. The three on the chopping block -- $hamrock, Sullee and 100 Proof -- are given their rhyme topics in a fairly unorthodox way:

Panties. 'Gina-less panties, it should be noted.

In the end, $hamrock spits this extended food metaphor that impresses all. Sullee shares a portrait of someone who's depeneded on alcohol since he was 12-years-old. And 100 Proof tears into some more ol' broads. Proof ends up getting the boot -- even though Serch praises him for his ability to "do you," he's deemed too old school. Uh, OK...

And now, some lessons.

Lesson 1: Jus Rhyme may seem full of spit, but he's got a resume to back his philosophy up.

He's a craver, but only of knowledge.

Lesson 2:

But for the love of God, let them out to breathe from time to time.

Lesson 3: Reading your lyrics off a sheet of paper while recording not only makes you prone to error, it makes you prone to looking like this:

This is what those in the business call "not a good look."

Comments

[Babbalon]

These so called white rappers hella suck, man. None of them are real and none of them have spit-em's. I would vandalize every one of these wanna be's. I'm white and I rap, but I got past the label white rapper a long time ago. Check my URL out if you want to here a real rapper who just happens to have been born white.

Babbalon Forever

[Babbalon]

www.myspace.com/babbalonforever

www.youtube.com/nuthouze

[GChild Fan]

Gchild is a lesbian, her profile on a couple of sites list her as Gay/Lesbian.

http://www.pulseweekly.com/pop_profile.asp?mode=display&id=5708

http://www.stereokiller.com/boards/view_profile.cfm?id=68903

[angelina]

Everlast is totally daddy now. He even got the grey hairs.

But I'd still hit it.

I adore Persia, she's bold as hell.

[Toppa Top]

These people are NOT whats up. If i would of known about this i would of been there(needless to say), and put the beats to this seasons allstars. This would be episode 1's "The Understanding" Looks like the search that Serch did/ No rhythm, no worth, You heard was worthless...See me im not a hating person/ Aim for perfect-100 proof thats 50 percent...Whats with the words from Persia/ Ignorance heard less is pure bliss...As for the concern with burb kids/ That bird king of the burbs get herbed quick...Sully claim gully no firm grip/ My mayday anyday prove he a Ker pit...With ease i just rhyme like urgent/ Kid please, Jus rhyme for words you searching!...For certain G childs curtains/ Dr seuss children books not hooks and verses...Shamrocks? few grow suberban/ Round here see em by the curb dead...John boy its just not workin/ Workers get paid your just not worth it...Worst is, Dasit he and i wordless/ Misfit no flaws? your fake like your purchase...Spit flip cool to hot, cause hurtins/ Kool was a "yute" from bread heated came Herc Sh..! 25, White to death....DONT HATE (P.S.)THE TRUTH, let me know when the next come out i need some cheese

[billz]

i really wish i would have known about thys show happening because i would have done anything to get on it because i know(especially against the scrubs that are on here now) i would have won no problem but ayo serch if ya bout to do another one of these hyt ya boi up aight ma g cuz im tellin u all i need is a chance and ill show wat i can do
yo ya peep the myspace and add me as a friend and let me know wat ya thynk aight 1

[Jus Dave]

This show is a joke. The makers need to be smacked in the face and tied to a bumper and drug around town. Da make it look like a f**kin joke about white people try'in to rap. I know I got more skills den dees cats. I freestyle about anything n can do it in 2 seconds. Throw words at me and bam you got a gold flow all day B. Des cats on da show take all day for 16 bars an da shit whack as f**k. I can spitt 16 bars about what ever subject da give me a half second after they say it. I can't belive they let hav azz poetry wrighters on da show. Da probly pay'in des cats to be on da show. Oh jus rhyme u jus suck. Only one I think has a flow is shamrock. Persia might be hood (might).Sullee (payed actor). Jon Boy (rich wannabe). John Brown (da buster). When des whack azz producers want real talent hit a honky up yo. 1

[Adam "Audio tha emcee"]

Besides Shamrock and sully, all yall gets the gasface. Search know what I'm sayin. I'll bar ya whole roster out freestyle. G child was a finished product of good marketing. I'm a spokes person for hip hop. My next element is dj'n or bein a turntablist. John brown like the hype more the hip hop. Yall wanna deal with a box of newports and some puma sweats. Get at me and I'll give all them cats the GAAAAAAASSSSSSFFFFFAAAAACCCCCCCCEEE!!!!. Search you are a emcee and that's a real call out. I'll do ya proud and makem respect a real emcee. No gasface for sham and sull. aite holla I'm out.

[Dan Freewordz]

Please Read This!!

"billz | February 01, 2007 at 10:23 PM"

I COMPLETY AGREE! WORD 4 WORD!

Thank YOU!

[mike]

all i want to say is that you people on this show should be ashamed of yourselves going on national tv trying to be black. why dont u try picking up an instrument and play real music

[Can]

I respect Jus Rhyme for sticking to his morals and values! You have all the respect from my friends and I!

[B-Don]

L-I-V-I-N 4life. Ya'll Suck! Get us real MC's on season 2

[old school]

to persia--rapp on sista, rapp on. hold the fort for the ladies.be love

[Noah]

Is there any place to get the songs from ep. 4? They were awesome and I can't get Smokin' in the Club out of my head, I've looked everywhere but can't find anything but these two clips.

[Toppa Top]

As i spit this flow like fluid
Yall in awe, didnt know the white boy just do it
Run fluant, with bars, not nike you stupid
Toppa on top come test me ill prove it
Cats in here got sites wheres the NEW music
Spare us some new Sh.. unheard exclusive
Not something you wrote, Go elsewhere to view it
Straight Fire, no smoke before now you were clueless
These bars off the head first here for reviewing
My two words for your sixteen, your friends already "Knew it"
Oh my bad, six more to go through with
Please know, my flow completely abusive
Dont hate i know im better then you is
Truth is Toppa is top dont be foolish
This is playiing call it pre schoolish
But what else do you expect since eleven o two kid

[Persia]

thank you !!!!!!!!! i will lolol

[CASHIMOUS(BEST WHITE RAPPER ALIVE!! EXCLUDE EMINEM)]

What's good all that has to do with this so called White Rapper show!!! I'm feeling what y'all are doing!! I mean, y'all tryin to pick up from Eminem going away and bring up the white rap!! That's all to the good!! I'm feeling that!! But I honestly believe y'all didn't do enough advertizing for this show!! I heard bout' the show 2 days b4 it aired and I will admit I was pissed I didn't have further notice!! I know I would of made the top 10! And I also know I would still be on the show!! I could rip these cats hands down with no questions asked!! Real Talk! Get Back At Me And Give Me Shot to prove myself!! If u looking to get at me look me up at www.myspace.com/cashimous My songs on there are rough drafts but they're my lyrics and my style!! CHECK ME OUT!! The one and Only CASHIMOUS

[CASHIMOUS]

I can't front though...Persia has been doing her thing and I'm glad y'all found one that has some kind knowledge of what they doin and the rap game!! It's Cashimous and I am the best white rapper alive!! 20 years old..... been doing it since i was 10 and I know what i'm doin' if there's a season 2 i'll be shocked!! This 1st season was huge upset!! The 2nd will be also if y'all dont get me up on it!! Not just my opinion! Ask anybody in Greensboro,NC that know about me!! My whole city got my back!! I'm out

[Toppa Top]

Alrigt apparently we have many slackers in the world a) no visitors want none b) no show people want none... whats really good? "what up son, whats with the battle son"? anyone holla at the kid "whats poppin" looks like im a start callin out first..

Im sick of the acting bit, this lame cashimous
What does a freestyle mean? please answer this
The fact from fict happens to be your assd get kicked
There NO mc, in nc compared to him
Toppa top who knew "that dude been rappin since..."
Greensboro doo doo New York is where it is
Now before you get loud and blastphemist
Understand that this flow is half ass and quick

DONT HATE nor make me try, Where are all yous really at? If persia reads this they all do thus meaning Serch might........................What i gotta put the new 500 (make sense) bars to get some love. Im using my friends computer no web site or my space just limitless FREESTYLES(i dont even know yet) Freestyles are not on a web site from last year and definetly not in a notebook already

[nichole]

CASHIMOUS ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED/ CUZ BABY I'M THE BADDEST DON'T HATE CUZ MY ASS IS THE FATEST/ OR CUZ MY VOICE IS THE LOUDEST I COULD FLOW BETTA THAN YOU WTH BRONCITIST OR LARINGIST /SHIT MY PUSSYS THE TIGHTIST AND MY SKIN IS THE WHITEST BUT BABY I TRULY CAN WRITE THIS/ I GOT FAME CALLIN MY NAME I SHOULD BE IN THEGAME SITTIN NEXT TO FIFTY EMINEM AND DRE CUZ BATTLINGS THE ONLY THING I LIKE TO PLAY/AND IF IT GOES MY WAY I'LL BE WRITING BARS BY THE END OF THE DAY/YOU'S PROBLEY A LONELY CAT THAT WISHES HE COUL'D WATCH MY BOOTY SWAY DON'T WORRIE I'LL SEND YOU A BLOW UP DOLL AND YOU'LL BE OKAY/JUST DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY ITS JUST PART OF THE GAME AND MY NAME IS NICHOLE I'M JUST ONE CRAZY DAME.

PEACE AND LOVE BABY

[RaWz]

I should win the 100 G's.. Dirtbag squad all day.. check the credentials..

http://myspace.com/jayrawz

[terry gillen]

the way john brown kept his cool while persia tried to provoke him was to be commended he even remained calm while sullie joined in. I believe they were in the wrong john did nothing to warrant the behavior they exhibited during that episode

[big chris shaolin ny]

big up 3rd base,catcus album classic baby.i will destroy any mc in the game,check it,u throwin fits about kidz who roc hilfiga outfits,as your ass sits in back seats on way 2 fuckin outlets,your chicken head cutlet,rockin pussy lice,u so full of shit,ihad 2 flush the tiolet twice.im about 2 slam like roc steady park,on amsterdam,avenue,like a used car lot aint nuttin new,residue,residin on window sills,like those yella and green didas,its time 2 get ill.u an ex drug dealer,who used 2 spread fear,y i'd peep u at coney,yellin ice cold sodas here.your enigineers a father?with his cuts so sad,his wack tracks sum up being a dead beat dad....jus a few lines,big up ego trip great job,im hoping john brown or sully battle it out,serch great job,,get pete nice bak in the lab .,if u need a mcee's 4 next season,hellaljuh hollabak.ill take it bak 2 battle mode, where mcees had skillz,ill take shit back like indian givers,,yo im out ,peace

[CROB "Tha Dirty White Boy"]

What up Search.I remember growing up listening to 3rd base,LL,NWA,Dougie Fresh,Slick Rick,hell man my list goes on and on.I have kept up with the world of rap and from what i see search you may have 2 cats that can remotely rap.I feel along with a few others that the comp is soft and would have been blown away hands down if i would have known bout the show.Search just a preveiw of whats to cum from CROB "Tha Dirty White Boy"

Now so called MC's ya'll just killing me,100 proof,John Boy and yeah you Sullee,Ya'lls punks just trying to be down,wasn't a class for this ya'lls just some damn clowns.Speaking chitter chat will just get you a frown,See where im from that shits not alowd,So anytime feel free Yo you know the town.Its called Cashvegas where we ball outrageous,Big Rims,Plat Grills yeah this shit be contagious,But wait I don't want to delay this ,Yo Mc Search i don't mean to dis,but howd you find these rappers what did I miss.Seein fake rappers just leaves me pissed,raps been my escape to eternal bliss so white rappers you need to just quit.

[Toppa Top]

Right here is the facts of life
Whether black or white
Its apparrent most of yall is whack im nice
Dont gotta ask me twice
Here ill pass the mic
Pencil and pad to write, Your not F..ing with me

Oh im back and its sad im right
Listen ....you cant rap alright
Dont Hate cause you know ill surpass the hype
No analogys, Just fast and tight
Not police, But im a flashing light
Heres 12 bars for the asking price(FREE),Im Not F...ing with you