We countdown our Top 5 Flavor of Love 2 moments after the jump. Hope you have air freshner nearby.
5. Nibblz shows 'em (and us) what she's workin' with
When Flav invited a pack of his rapper friends over to check out the girls and share their thoughts, Bootz knew that she had the challenge in the bag. "Nothing is more entertaining than my booty dance," she announced. Maybe for some people, but for us, nothing is more entertaining than watching a girl get drunk, shake her stuff, disrobe and then pay for it with a penance of praying to the porcelain god. Sure, Bootz's booty dance is impressive, but it was Nibblz's sloppiness that really stole our hearts. Watch and learn:
That is how you treat the very important guest that is the American viewing public. Way to go, Nibblz!
4. Somethin' unleashes
In just two episodes, Somethin' packed in more stuff than most girls do in a season. The first sign that she gave that she was a keeper (or...somethin') was when she freaked out after a fight with the agitating force that was Spunkeey. In a crazed imitation of Spunkeey, Somethin' blurted...
What is she gonna do? Why the possibilities are endless!
Then, after you thought she had let it all out, Somethin' defied expectations and left a little surprise on Flav's floor.
She really left her mark.
Flav's face says it all:
Confrontations are a dime a dozen in the Flav mansion. Sure, it's funny to watch the fake hair fly, but because it happens so often, it takes a lot for a fight to stand out and prove itself exceptional. The first of said confrontations actually turned out to be the best. We could only be talking about the fight that broke out when the $800-weave wearing Saaphyri attempted to take the bed H-Town had claimed. As Nibblz put it, "Not 30 seconds into this house and there's already drama."
Check out the leg-wrapping action...
...on both sides...
If the fight was good, though, the aftermath was great. After things cooled down, Saaphyri offered H-Town an olive branch...
...of sorts. To be fair, olive trees probably don't grow at 54th and Crenshaw. And then, Saaphyrii offered the best peak into her world that anyone could ask for: a prayer.
"Please forgive me for any sins in which I committed, those that I know and those that I don't know. Lord, please forgive me for beating this bitch ass today, Lord. Lord, please forgive me for thinking about beating her ass again, Lord. Please rebuke all these demons that's in this house..."
The piñata's all, "Don't talk to me about being beat."
Anyway, because Saaphyri hit H-Town first, Flav asked her to leave and her exit was as classy as her entry.
Gone too soon! Can you imagine what a Saaphyri-New York bust-up would have been like?
And speaking of that, our No. 1 moment from Flavor of Love 2 is...
1. New York returns
There were so many moments from New York's first full episode back that it's impossible to choose just one.
It just doesn't seem fair to have to choose a favorite out of all the agitation...
(..."your weak-ass ass," "You look like a fairy princess...that resides over the pits of hell," and "Bitch, I will be ignorant all over your m*********ing ass," were just a few of the gems)...
...and all-out hilarity...
They're all special to us. Love her or hate her, you can't deny that New York is good TV in a bottle. Flavor of Love wouldn't be Flavor of Love without her.
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