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October 13, 2006
Countdown to Love III

We countdown our Top 5 Flavor of Love 2 moments after the jump. Hope you have air freshner nearby.

5. Nibblz shows 'em (and us) what she's workin' with

When Flav invited a pack of his rapper friends over to check out the girls and share their thoughts, Bootz knew that she had the challenge in the bag. "Nothing is more entertaining than my booty dance," she announced. Maybe for some people, but for us, nothing is more entertaining than watching a girl get drunk, shake her stuff, disrobe and then pay for it with a penance of praying to the porcelain god. Sure, Bootz's booty dance is impressive, but it was Nibblz's sloppiness that really stole our hearts. Watch and learn:

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That is how you treat the very important guest that is the American viewing public. Way to go, Nibblz!

4. Somethin' unleashes

In just two episodes, Somethin' packed in more stuff than most girls do in a season. The first sign that she gave that she was a keeper (or...somethin') was when she freaked out after a fight with the agitating force that was Spunkeey. In a crazed imitation of Spunkeey, Somethin' blurted...

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"I ain't had no time with Flav. I'm ugly. Oh my god. I'm so skinny. Oh my god, what am I gonna do?"

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What is she gonna do? Why the possibilities are endless!

Then, after you thought she had let it all out, Somethin' defied expectations and left a little surprise on Flav's floor.

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She really left her mark.

Flav's face says it all:

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3. New York's mom does Flav

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NEVER. GETS. OLD.

2. The Fightin' Saaphyri

Confrontations are a dime a dozen in the Flav mansion. Sure, it's funny to watch the fake hair fly, but because it happens so often, it takes a lot for a fight to stand out and prove itself exceptional. The first of said confrontations actually turned out to be the best. We could only be talking about the fight that broke out when the $800-weave wearing Saaphyri attempted to take the bed H-Town had claimed. As Nibblz put it, "Not 30 seconds into this house and there's already drama."

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Check out the leg-wrapping action...

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...on both sides...

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If the fight was good, though, the aftermath was great. After things cooled down, Saaphyri offered H-Town an olive branch...

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...of sorts. To be fair, olive trees probably don't grow at 54th and Crenshaw. And then, Saaphyrii offered the best peak into her world that anyone could ask for: a prayer.

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"Please forgive me for any sins in which I committed, those that I know and those that I don't know. Lord, please forgive me for beating this bitch ass today, Lord. Lord, please forgive me for thinking about beating her ass again, Lord. Please rebuke all these demons that's in this house..."

The piƱata's all, "Don't talk to me about being beat."

Anyway, because Saaphyri hit H-Town first, Flav asked her to leave and her exit was as classy as her entry.

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Gone too soon! Can you imagine what a Saaphyri-New York bust-up would have been like?

And speaking of that, our No. 1 moment from Flavor of Love 2 is...

1. New York returns

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There were so many moments from New York's first full episode back that it's impossible to choose just one.

It just doesn't seem fair to have to choose a favorite out of all the agitation...

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...memorable quotes...

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(..."your weak-ass ass," "You look like a fairy princess...that resides over the pits of hell," and "Bitch, I will be ignorant all over your m*********ing ass," were just a few of the gems)...

...and all-out hilarity...

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They're all special to us. Love her or hate her, you can't deny that New York is good TV in a bottle. Flavor of Love wouldn't be Flavor of Love without her.


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LoLo

New York will always be #1! I agree that her return and Saphyri's fight in the season opener are 1 and 2 of the top moments this time around. That prayer and the offer of lip chap was the best I've seen in a long ass time!

Tiff

Pick Derlishis please not fake New York

samantha

new york is maddd ugly and i wish flav wouldve never rought her back in the house because all she good for is giving head and sex. she dont have no body and her lips is madd big

Brendan Veney

The last episode is today, I hope that he picks Deelishus! I hope he makes the right decision!

jredeaux

Tonight is the finale for season 2 and it's down to Deelishis and New York. I sure hope Dee wins cuz dat bitch New York is is crazy, she smokes 2 much and da bitch drinks like a sailor. Flav needs somebody like Dee to keep him cozy. She has kept it real da whole season.

ree

I was wrong Flav I thought you had picked New York.
I am so so so glad u picked Deelishis. You didn't need New York with her crazy ass. Some people like my co-worker said that you are a dog and did her wrong. But I am totally satisfied with your decison.
I just hope that this last longer than Hoopz.

sondra

u made a good choice flav

Nefertiree

New York is the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time I don't know who she thought she was talking shit to everybody and somebody needs to whoop her ass and I'm so glad Flav picked Deelishis.

KELP

Flav should have picked New York, Deelishis has ulterior motives she does not love Flav, She is hoping to gain something from this, I heard her on the radio this morning and she said she does not Love FLAV.

saucy

Flav is a triflin ass dog!!! though New York is a bit crazy, I truly believ she loves Flav. The way he did her was sooooo bad. She really should have went back to the hotel room after dinner. Flav was enjoying New York as long as she kept giving up that ass. She should really have listened to her mom. She should have listened closely to that song by Lyfe Jennings. He basicly got what he wanted and threw her away like yesterdays trash. New york has been played on national T.V. I wonder what man will want her now.

nesha

new york is stupid i could whop that trick in the face

shada

i cant stand new yorkwith her dramatic a** if that b*tch would of got in my face at any time i would of gave that b*tch something that her money will be werith....i'm so glade he picked my gurl deelicious.

Ramzuzzy

We made a Facebook group about Ms Michelle's impression of Flav. Hilarity ensued.

NY Fan

NEW YORK should have her own show! and make sure her mother is on it! Those two made the entire series for me!

Chicago

All of you yahoo's have got it wrong wrong wrong!!!!
Flav picked deelish for popular demand, but. . .
his heart is with that Drama Queen NY.

Take it from Chicago, He's not done with NY. Deelishish is cool but she's going to be out on her A**.

Alexus

I see there is a lot of flav do this Flav's a dog Yeah he might be but New York got what she was asking for, but I mean flav did what he felt in his heart which was love for New York but he wanted to take control I guess you can said that New York was trying to be his mother and flav's mom is still alive so I wouldn't have pick the b*tch either. On the other hand I don't know what deelicious intentions are nobody knows what her intentions are but hopefully they are to be with flav. I personally think that New York got what she was asking for you know for being the B*TCH she was in the first and the second time around like her mother said you got egg on her face the first time and he will do it again. LOL so now the B*tch has EGG FACE LMAO

Dallas, tx ...we love u flav

Hey Flav, You are the MAN.....ooh my gosh my house hold is so addicted to the Flavor of Love show.my 2yr old walks around the house saying Flavor Flav...but GREAT choice....and we all said you would pick Delishous...You did the right thing...and Delishous PLEASE PLEASE....DO THAT MAN RIGHT..I FEEL THAT YOU WILL...WE LOVE YOU BOTH FLAV = DELISHOUS....

ALEX ZONAH

new york is still in the m!!!!f!!!g house.new york was ghetto fab and so was flav. they made a real good couple but o well.new york has tons of potential and i dont doubt vh1 or bet wont try to get her on tv. new york u still the sh#t and cant wait to see u on tv soon.stay strong.

alex zonah

u all know flav loves the passion and burning fire that new york has for him but executives just want to make tv but flav doesnt want a wife, a soul mate, or even a girlfriend. he wants girls to be there whenever he needs to release some stress or whenever hes bored.everyone knows what we need girls for.but thats the way god created the guy.new york is still waiting for flav and flav knows new york is still around and willing. alekz

ebony

i dont know why everyone is hating on mrs new york. she's only holding it down for what she believe in. what she suppose to let those other girls walk all over her. they just hatting because flave brougt her back. i likr deelishus 2 she is pretty and thick representing the real women in america (black women)

cat

NO I DISGREE FLAVA HAD NO RIGHT HE USED NEW YORK AND THATS WRONG I DONT CARE I LIKE NEW YORK AND IF SHE WANTS TO BE A BITCH GOOD FOR HER ITS A FREE COUNTRY. AS FAR DEELICIOUS GOES IT WONT LAST. NO WAY DOES FLAVA LOVE HER FLAVA DONT LOVE ANYBODY HE JUST HAPPY SLEEPING WITH AS MANY GIRLS AS HE CAN EWWWW AND THEY ARE DESPERATE FEMALES ANYWAYS I MEAN DAYUM WOULD YOU WANT TO SLEEP WITH HIM? UGLY LITTLE MIDGET NO WAY YUK. IF I WAS NEW YORK I WOULD HAVE DONE MORE THAN MOON HIM "HEHE" NAH GREAT TV BUT LONG TERM NO WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO PUT UP WITH A DIRTY LITTLE OLD MAN LIKE FLAVA AND TO MAKE IT WORSE HIS SIX KIDS HELLLLL NO

mi-mi

flav u are soooo dum yeh new york is a peace of work but u should not of did that to her. she really loves u. come on now deelious and u look crazy ass hell together new york is small and cute and lets be real flav your a peace of work also!!! watch deelious dog yo ass!!! the only reason why u pick deeloius is because she got a big ass!! and u know new york shouldnt have stayed with u that night u did the same thing last season!! u just stupid as hell!!

Terri

NY needs to get her own personality,new weave that looks semi real, stop using sex to try and get her way! get out of mama's house and get a life. Sure Flav will never get over NY and that reason is she is an easy piece of A**. Feel sorry for Flav is Delishsi ever finds out.

BeautyNDetroit

DETROIT IN THE HOUSE AGAIN!!!!! DETROIT GIRLS DO IT RIGHT!! DETROIT GIRLS KNOW HOW TO GET THEIR MAN, AND KEEP THEIR MAN. GO DEELISHISH AND HOOPZ !!!!!

Emily

Okay I hear some people talking about how Flav is a dog for stringing New York along like that. But as long as she was willing, and she did sound very willing in the hotel room, to play his game you cant blaim anyone but New York for getting played. She could have saved it like Bootz did. Personaliy I think he made a good choice with Delicious. She is Educated, pretty, and since flav has kids and she does too, they both understand the difficulties of being parents. The funniest was when Delicious blew Crazy out on there double date. Who told Crazy she could sing...who ever did needs their ass beat for that one.

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