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October 10, 2006
Countdown to Love

As we gear up for Sunday's Flavor of Love finale, we'll be counting down the Top 10 moments of the season all week. Get ready to watch the weaves fly all over again.

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After the jump, Numbers 10, 9 and 8 in the countdown...

10. Hoe no she didn't!

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During a fight with Krazy about...well, nothing really, Bootz busts out maybe her best line ever (and that's no small feat, considering her reliably tart tongue): "If I was a hoe, I'd be a top-dollar hoe, but you a cheap hoe." It was a moment so quick that we didn't even catch it for that episode's recap, but it's important nonetheless. First of all, it provides a snappy comeback if anyone should question the virtue of your profession or body. But more importantly it shows that Bootz has her eyes on the prize -- this is the American Dream remixed for '06 and sprinkled with sass. Bootz may have been eliminated by Flav, but with this kind of attitude, she'll do just fine, no matter what she pursues.

9. Krazy sings!

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After weeks of hearing about Krazy's demo and that she was on the show for (everyone, all together!) the wrong reasons, we finally got the chance to hear a Krazy original and...it was original all right. Even the extended VSPOT cut of the scene which features more of the song yields few clues as to what the hell this woman is singing about ("Think of all the love she saved?" "Think of all the lies she say?"). Listen to it enough, however, and it will play on a loop in your head and haunt you like that nude modeling you did a few years ago when you were more naive that may or may not be porn. Someone get this woman a record deal, stat!

8. Buckwild says goodbye to Toastee

Everyone in the house was shocked when Flav revealed a picture of Toastee in a position so explicit, to call it compromising would be putting it lightly.

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Just look at it! It's so filthy, you can't even make anything out.

Everyone reacted accordingly (dropped jaws abounded), but Buckwild had the best reaction of all. She's a funny girl already, but she outdid herself this time.

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"I could not believe it! I saw Toasteee's naked little...

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...little...

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...vagina." She said it so delicately, it's as though she didn't want to trample Toasteee's naked little...flower.


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madaboo

i was so damn happy that krazy lieing butt got the boot cause she stupid how you don't know what classes you took in college i think bootz should have stayed cause she was right for not giving it up they to old to be just kicking it thats for kids and i hope newyork go home cause he neees better and his kids not like her flave you need to cut the hoe loose she no good.

linnie

so who got fav??? somebody please tell me.....linnie

Lyricallyopen1

I am one of this shows biggest fans, and I mean that literally. I watch all reruns and make sure I stay close to the net to find out whats next. I don't really care for reality shows but this show really has me hooked. Its like a movie that you just can't stop watching, me and my girls get together every Sunday to watch the show;BUT we have all decided that we will never watch this show again if "NewYork" gets picked at the end. Last season I was really feeling NewYork's style and realness but the broad is "CRAZY" and it is definately true Like mother, Like daughter because her mom is a trip too. Flav I don't No if you'll get this but if so "PLEASE" pick my girl Delicious cause she is about as real as they come; and even I have to admit that the girls body is "Fierce"

Signing Out,
Miss Lyricallyopen!

Steups

If Krazy sings is #9, the top 5 will be ridiculous

Devans00

Hand position is so important when doing whispery, throat "singing".

trick please

It's so funny- do you people think Flav is writing the recaps?

Anyway- don't watch the show but love the recaps. Brilliant!

kadeisha

i really think new york should win she deserves to be with her man. however delishis is great too and if she wins i wont be mad, but i know for a fact they are the two realest women in the house.

missfunnygurl




I really like the show i think that it's really funny.when New york came back, i was like hell to the no she is back but then i thought to myself who was the one staring up the mess in the house last season Ms New York so why not have her back.

However i want to see ms.deelish win i like her she is different she brings something different to the show yes she can get loud but she know how to work it.She is not always running off at the mouth when she speaks she has something to say (hmmmm) maybe Ms New York should take notes...... but it's a show it's all in fun

carolyn

tee hee krazy. did anyone else catch the shot of her trying to sing to new york's dad? she closes her eyes, starts singing, opens them looking at him (in a pining sort of way) and then abruptly realizes he isn't looking at her. like, at all. and the look on her face is priceless, like a cat right before a bath or something.

shanon

deelishous is a man who's real name is london charles do the research.

damita Cook

That bitch Krazy can not sing for shit. Did yall see the episode when delicious sang to flav. Well i did and krazy kross eyed azz wuz just staring and she wuz jealous,too.I think that delicious can singing real good.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOYY

HoneyBrown

Can somebody PULEEZE tell me which episode Deelishis sang to Flav on? I swear I watch that show every week and still ain't seen that. I just want to see the look on Krazy's face...

Naysa P.

I've heard a cat getting ran over and it had more vocal intonation than Krazy. THE WENCH CAN'T SING!! I'm so glad Deelishis blew her out of the water with her pipes.. and the fact that she surprised Flav and the viewing audience. She is truly here for Flav.

CITTYCAT

I JUST HOPE THAT FLAV PICKS DEELISIS BECAUSE IF HE PICKS NEWYORK CRAZY ASS HES GOING HAVE HELL ON HIS HANDS.

twiggy2190

I am soooo glad Fav. didn't pick New York. Her acting like her crazy mamma on the last date, done her in. Yoo Hoo ! Flav. I still have faith in ya!
Twiggy

amanda

I saw it when delicious sang to him and it made the hairs on my arms stand up....powerful...krazy should be jealous cuz she was callin herself talented this hole time singin every chance she got then she got showed up

JAY-O

IF #9 IS "KRAZY CRIES" I MEAN "KRAZY SINGS" THEN THE FIRST 8 SHOULD BE "DEELISHIS CLAPS BACK" DEE SHUT KRAZY'S NON SINGING BOBBLEHEAD AZZ UP ON THEIR DATE WITH FLAV. JUS KEEP IT REAL, KRAZY HAS LOOKS BUT THERE IS NO SINGIN CAREER THERE, AND U TELL HER FREAK AZZ MA AND GRANDMA I SAID IT.

Chernell

Flav did the right thing by picking deelishs because New York need Jesus! She at like she was neglected as a child. Then she look like a big lip monkey with a wig on.

Still_21

One of my favorite moments when Deelishis called New York a bobble head that is good for TV. You also need to put in the countdown how New York's mom was imitating Krazy's grandmother. I mean is New York's mom really a woman or is that a man with a sex change? Maybe she is Whitney Houston on crack with a wig?

guam

I like the show a lot. Most of the time I just laugh at it. Im such a big fan. The renunion was so crazy, but very entertaining. Keep it up.

niya

oooo my god tosteateee is a pornooo o my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

queen89

i am glad that new york didnt win and that delishis won. To me new york was phony and she was crazy. but me personally i dont think she could fight. she just wanted to intimidate people. I thnink the gurls could have beat her butt, well i know they could have. And new york is ugly and she talking about coming out with her own show and finding a true love- sike. dont nobody want her. her and the man she pick is going to turn out just like flav and hoops did.

sharae

did yall know that beautiful was on roll bounce ?

Teresa Taylor

I am so happy that Deelishis won and not thast bitch New York. New York was not the real one for Flav because at the family reunion she called his kids a baster and that was really wrong because they were flav's kids and not hers so she should not of called his kids a baster.

shea

all of the photos was crazy,funny,and wild.Crazy i think you are so fake and was just there for your singing and was not there for fav like Bootz,Buckeey,and Delicious.So Bootz,and Buckeey u 2 keep doing u.And Delicious take care of your man fav.

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