As we gear up for Sunday's Flavor of Love finale, we'll be counting down the Top 10 moments of the season all week. Get ready to watch the weaves fly all over again.
After the jump, Numbers 10, 9 and 8 in the countdown...
During a fight with Krazy about...well, nothing really, Bootz busts out maybe her best line ever (and that's no small feat, considering her reliably tart tongue): "If I was a hoe, I'd be a top-dollar hoe, but you a cheap hoe." It was a moment so quick that we didn't even catch it for that episode's recap, but it's important nonetheless. First of all, it provides a snappy comeback if anyone should question the virtue of your profession or body. But more importantly it shows that Bootz has her eyes on the prize -- this is the American Dream remixed for '06 and sprinkled with sass. Bootz may have been eliminated by Flav, but with this kind of attitude, she'll do just fine, no matter what she pursues.
9. Krazy sings!
After weeks of hearing about Krazy's demo and that she was on the show for (everyone, all together!) the wrong reasons, we finally got the chance to hear a Krazy original and...it was original all right. Even the extended VSPOT cut of the scene which features more of the song yields few clues as to what the hell this woman is singing about ("Think of all the love she saved?" "Think of all the lies she say?"). Listen to it enough, however, and it will play on a loop in your head and haunt you like that nude modeling you did a few years ago when you were more naive that may or may not be porn. Someone get this woman a record deal, stat!
8. Buckwild says goodbye to Toastee
Everyone in the house was shocked when Flav revealed a picture of Toastee in a position so explicit, to call it compromising would be putting it lightly.
Just look at it! It's so filthy, you can't even make anything out.
Everyone reacted accordingly (dropped jaws abounded), but Buckwild had the best reaction of all. She's a funny girl already, but she outdid herself this time.
"I could not believe it! I saw Toasteee's naked little...
...vagina." She said it so delicately, it's as though she didn't want to trample Toasteee's naked little...flower.
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